Instigator / Pro
Points: 7

Rap Battle

Finished

The voting period has ended

After 3 votes the winner is ...
TheAtheist
Debate details
Publication date
Last update
Category
Music
Time for argument
One week
Voting system
Open voting
Voting period
One week
Point system
Four points
Rating mode
Rated
Characters per argument
10,000
Contender / Con
Points: 14
Description
Don't forfeit please.
Round 1
Published:
You're the atheist,
But you're the craziest weightiest, insatiate, racist,
Did I also mention, you are like an anus,
Small and tight, I would give you a -1 if you got rated.

Now let's talk a little bit about me,
You've got a small one, but I've got a large peepee
Are you a girl, if you are you sure are slutty.
I'm like the communist party, but you are bourgeoisie

Now, prepare for fire
I'm the person, your the milk, and you will expire,
I'm the car, your the wheels, you have a flat tire,
Good luck beating me, I will retire





Published:
After all my years on DART, I would never think
That I would have to debate with a fucking drink
Who thinks calling me ‘bourgeoisie’ is a roast
This battle hasn’t started and he’s already toast!

I could forfeit all my rounds and I would still win
I’m going to play Gatorade like a violin
This bitch doesn’t know what a mess he’s in
He’s lost his fucking head, just like Anne Boleyn!

You talking about my penis? That’s creepy, dude!
What’s next? Asking me to send you nudes?
Stay away from my anus, Mr. Gatorade
I don’t want you to infect me with Gator-AIDS!

Saying my dick is small and calling me a whore?
You sound like a troll from debate.org!
You scream that I’m racist? That’s an awful lie
You’re right, you should retire - and then go fucking die.

Round 2
Published:
After all your years on DART? You have been here for 13 days,
Trying to put up with the best, but they laugh at you saying "Your gay."
So use real lyrics and rap, stop flexing 1 dollar bills like Lil Tay.
From here on out I'll destroy you with my word play.

Your bars are not complex,
You simply can not rap, you don't deserve respect,
I'm hunting down little animals like you , (I'm a t-rex)
My lyrics confuse you, you will get perplexed.

My lines are yummy like good porridge,
You're a coward, you have no friends, you have no courage.
Take your rap, crumple it up, and throw it in the storage,
D*mn, I roasted you so hard, your face is RED ORANGE.

This rap cannot be surpassed,
I'm charging like it's a gigantic attack,
Spitting words out way to fast
Yeah, I get first place, and you get last.




Published:
I’m only perplexed ‘bout how your bars are so bad
Compared to you, Lil Tay’s a fucking rap god
If you’re a T-Rex, bitch, then my name is Godzilla
Step out of my way, I’m a dinosaur killer! 

I’ve never told people that they’re gay, you liar
My face is red and orange cause I’m spitting fire!
If you’re a bowl of porridge, I’m an English breakfast!
I’m like a shiny Bugatti, you’re like a shitty Lexus!

I’ve had enough of your rhymes and your awful lyrics
The only place you’ll finish first is in the Paralympics!
Your raps are so bad you were doomed from the start
See you later, weirdo, TheAtheist out!

Added:
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Mod note: Troll debates are not moderated thus no action is taken on the reported votes.
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#11
Added:
--> @Club
You’re probably right, he is doing a debate with you, and he also voted for me and not Gatorade. But rules are rules and they have to be followed.
Contender
#10
Added:
--> @TheAtheist
I assure you that Sam_The_Kool_Kid isn't Gatorade's other account. He created it so he could debate with me, and ended up voting.
#9
Added:
--> @Club, @Sam_the_Kool_Kid, @BobsonDobson
I am removing these votes. Please check your DMs.
Bobson's RFD: Con didn't even rhyme the first stanza of the last rap.
Club's RFD: Since r-battles are not moderated, the above is how I split it up.
Sam's RFD: TheAtheist spit fire, Gatorade acted like a flat tire
Please check your DMs
#8
Added:
--> @Gatorade
Plus their votes will get removed anyway because you need to finish a debate to vote.
Contender
#7
Added:
--> @Gatorade
Getting your friends to create accounts and vote is still cheating.
Contender
#6
Added:
--> @TheAtheist
Just because you are losing, doesn't mean that the teammate created a fake account. That is called bad sportsmanship.
Instigator
#5
Added:
--> @TheAtheist
I didn't create a new account. My 13 year brother got "Samthekoolkid" and "Bobsondodson" to join debateart.com
Instigator
#4
Added:
What do you mean?
Instigator
#3
Added:
--> @Gatorade
You're making fake accounts and trying to win! You're getting reported.
Contender
#2
Added:
"I’m only perplexed ‘bout how your bars are so bad
Compared to you, Lil Tay’s a fucking rap god
If you’re a T-Rex, bitch, then my name is Godzilla
Step out of my way, I’m a dinosaur killer! "
NOTHING RHYMES IN THERE
bad doesn't rhyme with god
Godzilla doesn't rhyme with killer.
Plus if you are a dinosaur killer, you're killing yourself (if you're Godzilla)
Instigator
#1
#3
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
DISSES +2
FLOW +1
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Round 1
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FLOW: Athiest
I like his flow a lot and I think it rolled well off the tongue versus a choppy Gatorade flow. Gatorades flow was choppy and had lines with short versus then dragged on sentences without any spaces in between
DISSES: Athiest
Athiest directly critiqued Gatorade points versus Gatorade being. Gatorade just RiceGum's himself up and then Athiest claps back with diss. Athiest wins this round
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FLOW: Gatorade
Gatorade had a flow that was surprisingly pretty good and overall pretty good. I like the mild short versus a speed long verse, it flowed well versus the basic flow of Athiest. Better executed
DISSES: Tie
I think disses were equally clever and overall very close. I liked the bars that were spat and it is too close. Each side will get a point for this
So it is
4-2 Athiest
#2
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Counter vote bomb.
RM is clearly and intentionally grudge voting as he cut and pasted an RfD used against him in another debate.
#1
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
I would say that RM had better roasts and insults, but KM and amazing flow/rhythm. I personally think I would give KM the win on this one.