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Rap Battle

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After 2 votes the winner is ...
TheRealNihilist
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Music
Time for argument
Three days
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One week
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Points: 2
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Round 1
Forfeited
Published:
Doubtful the account will be activated in time for it not to be considered a full forfeit so I am going to give someone else's rap. Sorry if you were expecting me to rap. Maybe next time.


Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)
Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is)
Slim Shady
Can I get the attention of the class (huh my name is, what my name is)
For one second My name is (My name is Slim Shady)
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a base-head!" Uh-uh!
"So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch
Who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser,
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Ow!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship
While they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!"
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin' or goin'?
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka,
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) all my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me Mom? You ain't got not tits!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang!)
I'm steamin' mad (Argh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (who?)
My name is (huh?)
My name is
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Shady

Round 2
Forfeited
Published:

N-now th-that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'Cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
'Cause I can't get much wronger
Man I've been waiting all night now
That's how long I been on ya
I need you right now
Let's get lost tonight
You could be my black Kate Moss tonight
Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight
And you don't give a fuck what they all say, right?
Awesome, the Christian in Christian Dior
Damn, they don't make em like this anymore
I ask, cause I'm not sure:
Do anybody make real shit anymore?
Bow in the presence of greatness
'Cause right now thou hast forsaken us
You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake shit
So go ahead, go nuts, go apeshit
Specially on my Pastel, on my Bape shit
Act like you can't tell who made this
New Gospel homey, take six and take this, haters
N-now th-that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'Cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
'Cause I can't get much wronger
Man I've been waiting all night now
That's how long I been on ya
I need you right now
I don't know if you got a man or not
If you made plans or not
God put me in the plans or not
I'm tripping, this drink got me saying a lot
But I know that God put you in front of me
So how the hell could you front on me?
There's a thousand yous, there's only one of me
I'm tripping, I'm caught up in the moment, right?
'Cause it's Louis Vuitton Don night
So we gonna do everything that Kan like
Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike
Well, I'd do anything for a blonde dyke
And she'll do anything for the limelight
And will do anything when the time's right
Uh, baby you're makin' it (harder, better, faster, stronger)
N-now th-that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'Cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
'Cause I can't get much wronger
Man I've been waiting all night now
That's how long I been on ya
I need you right now
You know how long I've been on ya?
Since Prince was on Apollonia
Since O.J. had isotoners
Don't act like I never told ya
N-now th-that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'Cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
'Cause I can't get much wronger
Man I've been waiting all night now
That's how long I been on ya
I need you right now
You know how long I've been on ya?
Since Prince was on Apollonia
Since O.J. had isotoners
Don't act like I never told ya
You know how long I've been on ya?
Since Prince was on Apollonia
Since O.J. had isotoners
Don't act like I never told ya

Round 3
Forfeited
Published:

One loss, two loss, three lo-oh wait hold on make that four,
Humpty Dumpty of debating, impatience blatant; egg after egg he breaks more,
Proud to be ‘real’ for the pussy-ass ‘feeling’ that he’s a genuine queen among fake whores,
But what the schizophrenic mess is blessed with’s a ceiling lightyears beneath my floor,
False pretenses too expensive proud to be real, what a bore,
Guy’s a liar, three accounts on this site so far and what for?
Avikarthos vs Type1 is him vs him, win or lose, he scores, (will provide proof if needed)
Round of applause for the player who’s that desperate for rating he’d break site-laws,
Pussy cat with small-ass-paws, meow-meow as as you strike with claws,
Meet and greet this alpha wolf like a kid in a store seein’ Santa Claus,
Father Christmas, daddy Nich’las, here to point out that you’re nothin’ but ridic’lous,
Wolf in sheep’s clothing? Na, I’m raw with the fur,
My rap prowess like my debating; a growl worth eighteen to the power of a thousand of your purrs,
RRRRRUNNN little kitten when you hear my GRRRRR...

If this world were a jungle I’d be the Alpha Chimp even if we ignored debates or flow and went solely by bars, man,
You’d best stay humble poser-beast; You’re name’s type-one? Think the T’s for Tarzan,
Every single debate you make is blatantly made to get raped hard and you may be abnormal but aint extr’ordin’ry something lamer let’s call you Norman,
Reason you hate on cap’talism’s I’m rich and little bitch you’re poorer than this fine-ass A-rist-ocrat’s doorman,
What’s in that hollow head aint worth much either(i-ther), pussy cat still meowing thinkin’ you a real tiger,
You’re type ‘one’ yeah you’re simple minded, say you love raps but each one he nine times rewinds it just to comprehend the lyrics like shit his IQ aint zero, it’s his name without ‘type’ and in its place ‘minus’.

What the fucks with this whack mass-debating? Forfeit rounds everywhere, procrastinating,
For an impatient guy you’re not bad at waiting, sit back type nothing lose, fascinating,
Try to type one word and you type what you see as facts; but they just aint, it’s blatant,
You aint spitting those bars hard at all, just masticating(chewing), I’m a demigod and honestly your like an itty bitty sperm in semen, demon doubt you’d dare battle Satan,
Flow is off the rails, this Pro aint ‘fraid of failing I just happen to be that damn good that despite high risk, I’m smooth-sailing,
Me, I’m ever-present, forever dish out double what I’m taking,
Aint talkin’ bout my rating; I’m talkin’ reputation, you’re nothing on createdebate and here you’re almost fading,
It’s shocking since you’re new, fresh blood to the crew, I’m the villain to the OGs, heroic god to punks like you,
I’m slick with the old-school, evolving with the new, always gonna be a prodigy of what tomorrow’s high achievers do

Added:
--> @Dr.Franklin
I guess so.
Contender
#7
Added:
--> @TheRealNihilist
you got lucky.2 free wins
#6
Added:
--> @Dr.Franklin
What?
Contender
#5
Added:
wow
#4
Added:
--> @Virtuoso
Okay.
Contender
#3
Added:
--> @TheRealNihilist
Perm. Alt of Type1
#2
Added:
--> @Virtuoso, @bsh1, @Ramshutu
How long is he banned for?
Contender
#1
#2
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Ff.
#1
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Full forfeit. I respect that Con still performed despite not having to for the most part. I do take issue with rap battles being rated. It is silly mods can't or don't force it manually into the unrated category.