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Is Peach or Zelda Hotest? >:DDDDDDD

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Contender / Con
Points: 9
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I am chosing Peach because she is blond and her boobs are biger so I instantly win HA HA.
Round 1
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I think that Peach is hotest becus she has the bigest boobs and she looks like the tipe of girl to have more fun than Zelda. Zelda looks very shy and likes to cover her self up a lot. I also think that Zelda changes her hair color to much, so Peach being blond is a ok argument becus she keeps consistancy. Peach is a girl that knows what she likes and keeps with it. She wears a nice tight outfit in mario cart. Does Zelda wear nice outfits to show off what shes got? No. I get that Zelda has a nice voice and cuter face and all that but Peach has more goods.
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=Introduction=

There are 2 different types of "hot".  One is temperature based, containing a very high temperature and a substance where the molecules move very fast (1).  An example of this is, "The sun is hotter then the Earth" because it's molecules move faster.  The other is based off of physical attractiveness.  An example, "Bsh1 finds other guys hot".(2).

=Case=

Neither Peach nor Zelda meets the temperature definition of hot.  Assuming they are both healthy humans, their temperature is about 36.6 degrees C (about 309.85 degrees K) (3).  This means anything with a higher temperature then their healthy body heat (like an oven when it's on) is hotter then either of these 2 characters.

Neither Peach nor Zelda is the most attractive person on the planet either.  That title goes to someone like Megan Fox out of the females and Jenson Ackles (4).  They are both hotter then 2 cartoon characters because they either have won a plurality of voting points from potentially millions of polled people, or they have been decided this way by a group of seasoned judges.  I would say who these experts picked is the hottest is more accurate then what you or I could produce.

=Counter arguments=

I think that Peach is hotest becus she has the bigest boobs
5 shows 15 women with bigger boobs then Peach.  If big boobs make you hot, then these women are hotter then Peach, hence not making her the, "Hotest"

Peach has more goods.
Can you be more specific as to what this means?

I await your response.

=Sources=





Round 2
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I meant atractive and Peach gets kidnaped by Bowser who is big and strong with a big castle. Who does Zelda get kidnaped by? A guy with  red hair and a skin condition. That means that Peach is able to be kidnaped by better looking people who don't have skin conditions. When I say goods I mean hoter lady parts. Curves. Zelda has some curvey boobs and butt but Peach has more beter looking ones. Yes I know that they most likely cant compair to real women but one of them has to be considered hoter then the other. Even if a bunch of trained judges can make a beter decsission than us, we can still have fun and decide for our selfs. So I rest my argument that Peach is hotter because she has more goods and isnt taken by botom of the barel guys. Thank you for debating me for my first debate and I hope that you have a good day!
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I meant atractive and Peach gets kidnaped by Bowser who is big and strong with a big castle. Who does Zelda get kidnaped by? A guy with  red hair and a skin condition. That means that Peach is able to be kidnaped by better looking people who don't have skin conditions.
What does the traits of your kidnapper have to do with how hot you are?

When I say goods I mean hoter lady parts.
There are women with hotter, "lady parts" then Peach or Zelda.  An example are models, who are so hot, they make a living off of it.  I don't recall Daisy or Peach getting paid for their looks.

Yes I know that they most likely cant compair to real women but one of them has to be considered hoter then the other. 
One is hotter then the other, but neither is the hottest in the world.  Models are hotter then both Peach and Zelda.

Even if a bunch of trained judges can make a beter decsission than us, we can still have fun and decide for our selfs. 
I would say trained judges would be more accurate then us, plus this is a concession because you said that trained judges make a better decision then any of us.  I urge the voters to take this concession into account when casting their votes.

So I rest my argument that Peach is hotter because she has more goods and isnt taken by botom of the barel guys.
She does not have the most goods in the world, so she is not the hottest in the world.  Her husband has little relevance as to how hot she is.

Thank you for debating me for my first debate and I hope that you have a good day!
I wish you a good day too.  Your pretty good for a 7 year old.

Dropped points:

-Temperature hot.
-Judges determined that Peach and Zelda are not the hottest in the world, but that title goes to a professional model.

Voters, please vote con.
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--> @Alec
I am recreating this famous debate.
#64
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--> @Club
7 year olds don´t deserve special treatment.
Contender
#63
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This is the greatest debate on the website.
#62
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#61
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Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner ✗ ✗ ✔ 1 point
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This voter would have appreciated more groundwork by the instigator: I haven’t played either of these games and I don’t have a lot of context- a picture or highlight reel would have been nice. Con clearly invested the superior effort and I think a full Kritik is a perfectly acceptable approach to supersubjective who’s the hottest type debate. PRO offers breast size as the exclusive criteria for judging and CON does a good job of throwing a few objective reasons to reject that criteria. CON correctly points out PRO’s very limited engagement with arguments in R2. CON takes this debate.
#60
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--> @Chester_Cheeseburgerr
Zelda's married to the hero of Hyrule and peach is married to a plumber wearing overalls.
#59
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--> @TheRealNihilist
LOL
#58
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--> @Dr.Franklin
Search "The Phone Part 2 The Amazing World of Gumball" on YouTube and go to 3:29 or whenever Gumball is doing an impression the phone.
#57
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--> @TheRealNihilist
I cant access the video, but that show was good for 2 seasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1eMUu7EsIU
#56
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--> @Dr.Franklin
Favorite scence from gumball was when he was imitating a steretypical Chinese woman on a phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_K1SXvFE5A
3:29
#55
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hill*
#54
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--> @TheRealNihilist
The series was starting to wind down by the original Ben 10 I think, I got into it with my older sister who and been watching it for years, the show was probably over by the time I started liking it. Steven Universe I guess is ok, but at that point with gumball going down dill, I had enough
#53
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--> @Dr.Franklin
Uncle Grandpa trash but Steven Universe is not bad. The community I think is awful but not the show.
For some reason I saw the original Ben 10 but never saw Teen Titans even though I think they came out in similar times. I would have rather watch Teen Titans because I can still watch it now compared to Ben 10.
#52
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--> @TheRealNihilist
Nice, left when they started adding cringy shows like Steven Universe and fucking uncle grandpa. I remember getting into CN with chowder and fosters home. Never got into Ben 10 but the original Teen titans were good
#51
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--> @Dr.Franklin
Left when I think they were airing a new Ben 10. Was there for the original then Alien Force then left for that new one.
#50
#12
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Peach is hotter :P
This video of her turned me on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US3NwfbWetI
#11
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
He's a seven year old guys, give him a break.
#10
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Genuinely one of the funniest debates I have ever read, with con being so serious in a debate probably intended as a troll.
That being said, pro never addressed anything con said, meaning con must get the win.
#9
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Pro didn't counter Con's K at all.
#8
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Pro attempts to prove that breast size and hair colour is what should quantify hotness. Also, he states how peach looks like she has more fun than Zelda as well as having "more goods."
Con states how neither of them are the hottest because there are girls with larger breasts which mitigates pro's point completely. He then proceeds to show how broad the term "goods" is. R1=CON.
R2-Then, Pro shifts the argument to how hotness is determined by the guy your kidnapped by. Pro then states how Gannon is slender and has a skin condition, while bowser is strong. He then states that Goods means curves and "lady parts."
Con then shows that just because you get kidnapped by an attractive guy doesn't make you hotter, it's not objective enough either. Con then shows that Peach doesn't have the best goods, as there are people who are effectively built to look pretty in every way.R2-CON
#7
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
RFD in comments
#6
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Alec did not even defend Zelda who is clearly the one with better curves but instead opted to say, "There are women with hotter, "lady parts" then Peach or Zelda." which does not defend Zelda as he should be doing and saying, "Models are hotter than both Peach and Zelda." which again shows that he doesn't defend Zelda. Also, Alec brings up hot as in the definition of temperature when clearly this debate is about looks. Because of this, I would have given the vote to pro but the con was much more formal and didn't use typos nearly as much. I'd like to conclude by saying that even though I think Zelda looks better this is based on the debate that happened and not my personal preferences.
#5
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Countering Dr.Franklins vote which is a poor misrepresentation.
#4
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
This is likely one of the most important subjects of debate known to man. For centuries, no, for millennia, we have all been endlessly debating this one question: "Is Peach or Zelda Hotest? >:DDDDDDD"
It brought me to tears reading this debate. We have transcended to a new realm of intellectualism and human consciousness. Soon, perhaps, we can access time as a 4th dimension.
Just this opening line from Pro: "Peach is hotest becus she has the bigest boobs"
This blows every functioning neuron in my brain, it is in of itself a staple of human engineering and linguistic genius.
Then, however, Con retorts with perhaps the biggest achievement in human history. He plays with the notion that "hotness" is not what we once thought, that it could also mean "temperature"!!!
This is such a foreign concept that it takes years of study from birth to even be able to grasp half of the argument.
Even further, though, he tells us that Peach and Zelda are perhaps, not the two hottest women in the world. What a crazy notion!
After years of study, however, I have come to terms with this.
While it would seem this Kritik has nothing to do with the debate at hand, I can confirm after consulting with Albert Einstein that he 100% agrees that this is perhaps the nail in the coffin for Pro!
Indeed, while both Pro and Con have transcended into different dimensions of abstract reality, I must award this debate to Con.
#3
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Obvious K to the topic, which anyone should have been able to counter (the debate was obviously meant as a contest between the two), but pro did not challenge the K that they're cartoons thus not hot at all.
Further, pro repeatedly conceded that Zelda is better looking (he brings Bowser into this, proving that size is trumped by quality).
#2
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Bit of a trolling kritik from con; but I’m going to award it anyway. Con points out that neither side can be considered hottest, and backs up his statement with a poll indicating that many others agree with him. The final round con continues this argument; with pro maintaining that one is hotter than the other effectively ignoring the key kritik.
#1
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Pro laughs at his opponent
"I instantly win HA HA."
That is poor conduct,nether sides arguments convinced me