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Topic
#1107

Is Peach or Zelda Hotest? >:DDDDDDD

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The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

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Winner
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After 13 votes and with 6 points ahead, the winner is...

Alec
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Number of rounds
2
Time for argument
Two days
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Six months
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1596
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42
debates
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Description

I am chosing Peach because she is blond and her boobs are biger so I instantly win HA HA.

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1 point(s)
Reason:

PRO ignores the K made in this debate leaving it uncontested, therefore making it uncontested and CON wins

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Reason:

Peach is hotter :P

This video of her turned me on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US3NwfbWetI

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1 point(s)
Reason:

He's a seven year old guys, give him a break.

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1 point(s)
Reason:

Genuinely one of the funniest debates I have ever read, with con being so serious in a debate probably intended as a troll.
That being said, pro never addressed anything con said, meaning con must get the win.

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1 point(s)
Reason:

Pro didn't counter Con's K at all.

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1 point(s)
Reason:

Pro attempts to prove that breast size and hair colour is what should quantify hotness. Also, he states how peach looks like she has more fun than Zelda as well as having "more goods."

Con states how neither of them are the hottest because there are girls with larger breasts which mitigates pro's point completely. He then proceeds to show how broad the term "goods" is. R1=CON.

R2-Then, Pro shifts the argument to how hotness is determined by the guy your kidnapped by. Pro then states how Gannon is slender and has a skin condition, while bowser is strong. He then states that Goods means curves and "lady parts."

Con then shows that just because you get kidnapped by an attractive guy doesn't make you hotter, it's not objective enough either. Con then shows that Peach doesn't have the best goods, as there are people who are effectively built to look pretty in every way.R2-CON

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1 point(s)
Reason:

RFD in comments

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1 point(s)
Reason:

Alec did not even defend Zelda who is clearly the one with better curves but instead opted to say, "There are women with hotter, "lady parts" then Peach or Zelda." which does not defend Zelda as he should be doing and saying, "Models are hotter than both Peach and Zelda." which again shows that he doesn't defend Zelda. Also, Alec brings up hot as in the definition of temperature when clearly this debate is about looks. Because of this, I would have given the vote to pro but the con was much more formal and didn't use typos nearly as much. I'd like to conclude by saying that even though I think Zelda looks better this is based on the debate that happened and not my personal preferences.

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1 point(s)
Reason:

Countering Dr.Franklins vote which is a poor misrepresentation.

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1 point(s)
Reason:

This is likely one of the most important subjects of debate known to man. For centuries, no, for millennia, we have all been endlessly debating this one question: "Is Peach or Zelda Hotest? >:DDDDDDD"

It brought me to tears reading this debate. We have transcended to a new realm of intellectualism and human consciousness. Soon, perhaps, we can access time as a 4th dimension.

Just this opening line from Pro: "Peach is hotest becus she has the bigest boobs"

This blows every functioning neuron in my brain, it is in of itself a staple of human engineering and linguistic genius.

Then, however, Con retorts with perhaps the biggest achievement in human history. He plays with the notion that "hotness" is not what we once thought, that it could also mean "temperature"!!!
This is such a foreign concept that it takes years of study from birth to even be able to grasp half of the argument.

Even further, though, he tells us that Peach and Zelda are perhaps, not the two hottest women in the world. What a crazy notion!
After years of study, however, I have come to terms with this.
While it would seem this Kritik has nothing to do with the debate at hand, I can confirm after consulting with Albert Einstein that he 100% agrees that this is perhaps the nail in the coffin for Pro!

Indeed, while both Pro and Con have transcended into different dimensions of abstract reality, I must award this debate to Con.

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1 point(s)
Reason:

Obvious K to the topic, which anyone should have been able to counter (the debate was obviously meant as a contest between the two), but pro did not challenge the K that they're cartoons thus not hot at all.

Further, pro repeatedly conceded that Zelda is better looking (he brings Bowser into this, proving that size is trumped by quality).

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1 point(s)
Reason:

Bit of a trolling kritik from con; but I’m going to award it anyway. Con points out that neither side can be considered hottest, and backs up his statement with a poll indicating that many others agree with him. The final round con continues this argument; with pro maintaining that one is hotter than the other effectively ignoring the key kritik.

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1 point(s)
Reason:

Pro laughs at his opponent

"I instantly win HA HA."

That is poor conduct,nether sides arguments convinced me