Instigator / Pro
18
1457
rating
4
debates
25.0%
won
Topic
#2741

I Cut My Hair

Status
Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics
Better arguments
6
6
Better sources
6
0
Better legibility
3
2
Better conduct
3
2

After 3 votes and with 8 points ahead, the winner is...

Jasmine
Parameters
Publication date
Last updated date
Type
Standard
Number of rounds
5
Time for argument
Two days
Max argument characters
1,000
Voting period
One month
Point system
Multiple criterions
Voting system
Open
Contender / Con
10
1442
rating
22
debates
34.09%
won
Description

I: First person pronoun. I am referring to myself, and only me. This subject is about me.

Cut: Shorting of the hair.

Hair: Any of the fine threadlike strands growing from the skin of humans, mammals, and some other animals. (The hair that grows out of my scalp.)

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@Intelligence_06

It is now, hoe.

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@Intelligence_06

Hey...It's not a big deal.

Jasmine cut her hair.

The poetry was fun.

The debate was never going to be

A serious one.

Thanks for taking the time to vote.

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@fauxlaw

How does Con get get the args? You were the guy who voted against me because i have made an argument a bit off the track, and now you are voting args upon someone who literally conceded?

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@zedvictor4

Well it is not her profile picture, so we can never confirm that it is her.

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@Intelligence_06

If you click on Jasmine's link

You will see before and after

I think.

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@fauxlaw

Nice.

Joe’s Hair

Jill asks me why I’m such a hairy guy,
I’m hairy night and day, enough for you to buy,
I’m hairy high and low; don’t ask; don’t know
Just stroke it smooth, t’will rise and show…
So, Darlin', give me head with hair,
Such long, beautiful hair,
Shining, gleaming, sniffing, flaxen, wax on,
Turn on, give me hair down to there
Hair that thrills when you stare,
Hair, baby, hair, momma, hair wherever,
Hair----
Show it, but don’t mow it, God, can I grow it!
Flies in the breeze, tangles in the trees,
Give a home to the fleas, a hive for the bees,
A nest for the birds, don’t they love my sniffing yours,
There ain’t no words for the wonders of coiffeurs,
Legs, hairy, pits, hairy, everywhere I’m hairy, Harry.
Hair…

©2019 by fauxlaw
[homage to the 60s Broadway hit, "Hair"]

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@Intelligence_06

It's an allegory about modern expectations.

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@zedvictor4

What are you trying to make?

Alright, alright, this is truism, unless...??

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@Jasmine

I can handle a 1000 characters.

So can I interpret the resolution as “On balance, the user known as Jasmine, will cut her hair at least once in her life”?

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@Jasmine

Or you can change the resolution to "I chose to cut my hair" and change the word limit to 20 000 and you'll have an opponent.

define those terms intelligence_06 asked for. I'll be up for it

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@Jasmine

Define “I”, “cut”, and “hair”.

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@Jasmine

Change it to "I, with 100 percent certainty, cut my hair" and raise the word limit to 10 000 and you've got an opponent.