Instigator / Con
9
1500
rating
13
debates
42.31%
won
Topic
#2834

I Am A Devil-Worshipper

Status
Finished

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Winner & statistics
Winner
9
1

After 9 votes and with 8 points ahead, the winner is...

Puachu
Parameters
Publication date
Last updated date
Type
Standard
Number of rounds
4
Time for argument
Two weeks
Max argument characters
10,000
Voting period
Six months
Point system
Winner selection
Voting system
Open
Contender / Pro
1
1439
rating
7
debates
7.14%
won
Description

I thank my opponent in advance for this opportunity to clear my name and erase all suspicion that I am in fact a worshipper of demons, or any unclean spirits. What happened to Billy had absolutely nothing to do me. Between the hours of 2 and 4 AM on Monday, February 22nd, I was sound asleep in bed, believe it or not. There was no hastily inscribed pentagram on the floor of my outhouse surrounded by 5 cheap candles between 2 and 4 AM, nor at any other time before or afterwards.* The blood-stained parchment found in my left pants-pocket (allegedly) was in fact neither a parchment nor blood-stained, therefore it is not real and cannot be presented as evidence against me.

Also, the voice on the cassette tape chanting the Angelus backwards, in Latin, in a very muffled yet deep voice, cannot possibly be mine since it employs the classical pronunciation and I would never desecrate anyone's most sacredly held beliefs by trying to channel Abaddon in an insultingly vernacular dialect.

* Since I do not convene with the demonic, I am unable to predict the future, hence the asterisk signifying a certain reasonable allowance of uncertainty.

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Additionally the vote was tied anyway...

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@ILikePie5

Thanks for acknowledging my superior skill in outwitting my opponent, much appreciated.

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@fauxlaw

I respect that, thanks for voting. Perhaps my culinary lingo is not strictly on point.

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@Safalcon7

Thank you for voting!

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@TheUnderdog

Thanks!

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@Barney

🍖 Yum! Thanks for voting!

He has no alibi, motive, means and opportunity.

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@Intelligence_06

There was a lot of physical evidence at the scene of the alleged offense. A lot of ritualistic devices and con can be placed in the area, considering the location

There is literally no evidence. I don't know if Pro can win in any way possible.

"As a man thinketh..." is the axiom, and the reverse may also be true. As the Description is a 'thinketh,' it qualifies.

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@Puachu

You don't say?

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