Instigator / Pro
3
1557
rating
35
debates
52.86%
won
Topic
#2982

The best theory available for the loch ness monster is that it was probably a worm

Status
Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics
Better arguments
0
3
Better sources
2
2
Better legibility
0
1
Better conduct
1
0

After 1 vote and with 3 points ahead, the winner is...

RationalMadman
Parameters
Publication date
Last updated date
Type
Standard
Number of rounds
5
Time for argument
One day
Max argument characters
30,000
Voting period
Six months
Point system
Multiple criterions
Voting system
Open
Contender / Con
6
1709
rating
564
debates
68.17%
won
Description

In this debate I require to defend my position in the title that the best theory available for the loch ness monster is that it was probably a worm.
My opponent in this round will need to establish to the voters beyond reasonable doubt that this is not the best theory available.
What constitutes best theory and reasonable doubt comes down to the discretion of the voters.

Also, I will not be accepting arguments over absurd definitions.
If one does not understand the definition in the title, please take it up in the comment section before accepting the debate.
Failure to do so results in an automatic win for me, without me even taking part in the debate.

Criterion
Pro
Tie
Con
Points
Better arguments
3 point(s)
Better sources
2 point(s)
Better legibility
1 point(s)
Better conduct
1 point(s)
Reason:

Before describing my RFD, I must note the absurdity of both the Topic/Resolution, and how it was argued by Pro. I am to approach the Topic from a perspective of a best theory, and that theory’s validity by its virtue that the Loch Ness Monster was probably a worm. Qualification choices of best probability make too easy work by Pro to assume one can achieve victory in a debate when setting such a low bar for acceptance of argument, whatever that argument may be. Worse, in the Description, after snubbing what would normally be used to describe definitions, Pro declares he will not accept “absurd definitions.” Better to have offered, as Instigator, any definitions at all rather than declare definitions that Con may offer, lacking them from Pro, as “absurd.” Further insult is offered by Pro declaring “automatic win” should Con not understand “definition in the title,” which is, in fact, non-existent. If this is assumed to be a precursor to how this vote will proceed, consider this preamble to the Argument vote.

Argument: Pro’s argument contains such divergent material, [Cathbad, Twelve fathers, Fachtna Fathach, Two worms… all just in R1] that have little linkage to the Resolution subject, the Lock Ness Monster, other than Pro’s declaration of linkage [I am not convinced]. Trying to make the linkage borders on loss of legibility. Pro’s BoP ought to be simple to follow. Ought to be. I’m following the proverbial cow with its tail tied to a paintbrush, marking the road. The road is spaghetti noodles. This convoluted road asks me to find a best probability out of two worms swallowed by a young lass, making her pregnant, thus producing the son of a worm. It is common knowledge that two worms are necessary for worm coitus, but both worms carry male and female reproductive capability. It is a leap of probability to suggest that the digestive system of a human female and her reproductive system have any common tissue that would produce any offspring at all, assuming that there is even the most remote possibility that the two species, worm and human, have compatible genomes], is just a reach too far for this voter to grant the win to Pro, even if this tale is merely relegated to myth. Pro actually goes there in R2, R3, and discounts the myth, burying pro’s own argument of “best probability.” I cannot agree with Pro’s conclusion, “So, the loch ness monster was likely a worm.” Okay, it was not a declarative statement, but it does ask that I agree it is probable. No, not even remotely does it convince as a debate argument. Con capably rebutted the convoluted spaghetti-noodle exercise of historic dalliance of the characters noted above by Pro. Pro lost this argument in R1 if not in the description, and exacerbated the loss going forward. Points to Con.

Sources; Regardless of the absurdity of Pro’s argument, and the soundness of Con’s rebuttal, both used sources extensively. Tie.

Legibility: As noted above, Pro loses this point by the spaghetti-nature of the argument. I am constantly beset with inability to follow the sense of the Pro argument. It is, by another metaphor, a cat’s cradle. It did not need to be so complicated with a delirious history of characters, none of whom can be embraced, even, eventually, by Pro, himself. Pro loses this point to Con.

Conduct: By voting policy, which has a hard line relative to forfeiture, that even a single round forfeiture [while Con had 2 rounds of forfeiture, regardless of reason] requires a loss of conduct point. There is a 40% forfeiture rate rule in the Voting Policy [in this debate, 2 of 5 rounds forfeited is 40%], but that is not a loss of debate, but merely the threshold to decide to ignore argument points. I chose to engage the arguments anyway, which the Policy allows. Further, Pro’s conduct in the Description, which I found deplorable, I nevertheless regret to be driven by the forfeit rule to automatically offer the conduct point to Pro.