Instigator / Pro

Type1

1266

rating

119

debates

15.97%

won

Topic

#618

The sizzling manhood of my brobdingnagian wanker shaft is far larger than yours

Status

Finished

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With 3 votes and 9 points ahead, the winner is ...

RationalMadman

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Publication date: 03.19.19 07:05AM
Last update date: 03.29.19 02:13PM
Category: Nature
Time for argument: Three days
Voting system: Open voting
Voting period: One week
Point system: Four points
Rating mode: Rated
Characters per argument: 30,000

Contender / Con

RationalMadman

1771

rating

392

debates

66.96%

won

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Round 1

Type1

03.20.19 12:47PM

Pro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKlPM6BS1j8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4oewqDkNSs

I'm the genius, the bard

with the most radical extremist bars

my penis is large

it reaches far

into the freakin' stars

you know you need it, it's hard

so stop procrastinating and eat it retard

See, RM

is starvin'

for hard men

and he knows Type1 is by far the most up to par, hence

he barged in

to my room while I was just startin'

to wake up, and discarded all my undergarments

then started to use my dick as a pogo stick, but he got more than he bargained

for, cause' my brobdingnagian vast wanker shaft

can break in half

a laymen's flamin' ass

like a brittle and ancient Shaman's staff

whacked against a great big mast

I'll homosexually

inject Mingi

like a venomous centipede

till' his anus is essentially

stretched to three

times it's normal width irreparably

and I make him cum with impressive speed

excessive streams

of the semen we're both lettin' free

I let him squeez my testiclees

cause' that's the least

I can do after I wrecked his booty hole and left it creamed

RationalMadman

03.22.19 02:13PM

Con

Note: This is not a Troll Debate. Any of you trying to grudge-vote me or something vs Type1 no this isn't a troll-debate. He just wants it to be. I accepted this to legit grab a win and that is what I am going to do but I am also the best rapper on Earth when it comes to doing it via typing, no voice, and being impressive anyway. That is the damn truth about it no questions let's put this debate in the bag, I am rapping but do not forget that this is not a troll debate but a legit 'is' being Pro and 'is not' being Con regarding the Title/Resolution.

Beat to the rap (right-click the video and click Loop to get a sense of the beat non-stop as you read over and over, slowly): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah8e7RZ0tWU

bserve the definition of this debate's Proposition; X = Y + erroneous addition,

I’m gon’ slip ‘gainst the burden of proof as I evolve and transition,

See a G like me come murder your truth slow ‘n’ elegant; war of attrition,

Where’s the evidence? Where’s the precedence? You whining son of a pun; mother in the kitchen bitchin’,

And the thing about your shaft, is that just like the President, It’s a trumpet in the mirror but on camera, small and delicate,

I cuck you for the hell of it, fuck your crush with this humongous, cumbersome, trunk of an elephant,

So what’s the size you peddlin’, tell me son why do you never win? You sometimes tied against me but you’re forgettin’ the peckin’ order; this here’s the better, clever King!

Yeah, oh baby I’m just started, shittin’ on this tiny wanker-shafted, retard kid,

Did I say shittin’? Well that lack precision; this wannabe competitor is lickin’ what I sharted,

Burden of proof numero Uno; your manhood needs to be sizzling. It is isn’t and that alone could be a quick win,

Yet your hole gets deeper the more I stick my thick dick in.

You got no manhood either, where’s your proof you possess it? OH LORD, the resolution says the hullabulla wanker shaft gotta come forth and profess it…

So since his ‘wanker shaft’ can’t speak, oh wait let’s just go and tweak the BoP in this debate before I go repeat:

You see you set your own defeat; if your got some sizzling meat, all the manhood’s got burnt-out, old news dysfunctional and weak,

And the thing I think is neat is even if all that was more neat and resolution held up in the ways I just rapped along to a beat,

He still couldn’t debate anything more than a non-victorious pipsqueak since the brobdingnagian would apply to the ‘yours’ as well, meaning mine’s sized up to out-meat the elite.

Type1

Added: 3 years ago

Instigator

--> @RationalMadman

You did well RM, but you haven't heard the last of my brobdingnagian hot spicy boner pants.

RationalMadman

Added: 3 years ago

Contender

oops made a few grammatical errors, but my manhood enjoyed the pumping

RationalMadman

Added: 3 years ago

Contender

--> @Type1 @Barney @Ramshutu @Alec @KingArthur

I heard the word on the street's that they call this 'annihilation'.

David

Added: 3 years ago

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better spelling and grammar

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

RM is a total master of twisting the title of the debate and hammering home an easy win.

Ramshutu

Added: 3 years ago

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better spelling and grammar

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

Hah!

Con destroyed pro both in debate style - by pointing out that pro has not provided any support for his position. The fact that he did this whilst coming with a pretty damn decent rap that itself was better than cons based upon insults, and flow (Did I say shittin’? Well that lack precision; this wannabe competitor is lickin’ what I sharted - genius!) - automatically awards him the win.

KingArthur

Added: 3 years ago

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better spelling and grammar

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

CON somehow added debate elements to his rap showing how PRO did not meet the necessary requirements to win the debate all while spitting a better rap.

Wowza.