Rap Battle number 45666667867845675356756785
All stages have been completed. The voting points distribution and the result are presented below.
With 3 votes and 7 points ahead, the winner is ...
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- Three days
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- Open voting
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- One week
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- Four points
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“I'm the lord of the site
I'm a sword, your a knife
I'll take your neck and rearrange the cords and the pipes
in the form of a mic”
“your strategy is laughably average, weak and faggoty
it's sad to see how badly you rap, but please get mad at me
please attack me with savagery and audacity
I don't want to empathically have to feel the sense of tragedy
the embarrassment when you drag your feet
and get butthurt like a big fat sissy”
“I grow tired of your foolish faith based conclusions
your profusion of illusions insinuates the pre-natal contusions
from the failed abortion which produced him
RM the spectacle of such eclectical confusion
cause' you claim to be such a balanced human”
“You think you're a God of rap?
You ain't even got a sack
you're an amateur wad of crap
that's never even been on a track”
Frankly, this was one of the most one siddd of RMs rap battles, Sparrow had excellent rhymes, topical and hilarious disses (above), that managed to build through each stanza and end in a staccato bitch slap in multiple cases. While the final round tailed off, I have little else to fault: this rap was
Technically excellent, the flow was great, and I feel sorry for RM having to be on the receiving end.
RMs rap in the other hand - was short, had overly simplistic rhymes (whore/door/sore), was barely topical, nothing built up: and seems to be spending more time trying to contort rhymes than to try to make a decent quality insults. The majority didn’t seem to make much sense at all:
“But you can't stride with balance, subspecies to what this phantom menace is,”
“Kid fronting shit, porridge-spit learn to fold your sheets goldilocks before you sleep with bear in it premature whore,”
This was one of RMs worst ever raps.
I’m going to award sparrow 5 points. He deserves seven - but that just looks like a vote bomb.
The contender gave up at the end.
Sparrow's no arrow
no point, no bone marrow
use the Rat's throat to spit?
on your face?
is that it?
Bird, yer songs are generic
rhymes are less than chimeric
words a bit too barbaric
RatMan's no sense of verse
worse his shit is perverse
like he's under some universal choleric curse
to only know the obverse
of coercive persuasion, discursive reversals
all adversely dispersed.
call a nurse
get a hearse
and the way RatMan adds one too many beats
til the rhythm's not verse.
Point for Pro: Con's concession
still I dont mind confessing I liked,
"Filler-syllables stallin' your killin' with your 'arbitrary hypothetical'