Points: 42

Structured Rap Battle

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After 6 votes the winner is ...
Wrick-It-Ralph
Debate details
Publication date
Last update
Category
Music
Time for argument
Three days
Voting system
Open voting
Voting period
One week
Point system
Four points
Rating mode
Rated
Characters per argument
10,000
Points: 12
Description
Raps will be presented in the form of rhyming arguments with the debate topic (Dissing My Opponent) Both side will taken on the burden of diss to one another.
Round 1: Opening disses
Round 2: Rebuttal disses of R1 disses.
Round 3: Rebuttal disses of R2 disses
Round 4: Interrogation Disses, Question Disses only.
Round 5: Answer Question Disses and Closing Disses(My contain any relevant disses from the debate.)
My accept Burden of Diss and Diss Format to accept.
Round 1
Published:
Everything written after this is part of the rap. 


Premise 1, You're half baked like doughy bread.  For Ralph's sake you have a cannoli for a head.  You're no heavy hitter just a critter made from a fritter, maybe green apple flavored, because you seem kind of bitter.

Premise 2, I'm a pot cake, cause I rise when I bake.  But I'll make you salty enough, that you'll still want me on your steak.  I rap so completely, I come with fries and a shake.  I'm a super sized combo, I'm a good deal to make.

My conclusion is you're in a solipsistic illusion, fueled by your grandiose delusion and a sense of seclusion.  But I will bring you back to real life with a well place contusion.  Cause only narcists would place the human race in exclusion.




End Rap.  I will now await my opponent's opening disses. 
 
Published:
This Round I diss and cannot rebuke the R1 of Pro. Saving that for R2.

Essential Background Info
  1. He has had rap battles with me where the voters kept criticising my need to rhyme over delivering good puns and lacking content for the sake flow.
  2. He's pro-choice most likely based on him being atheist and a few other things he's expressed.
  3. His avatar right now is an elephant's head.

Beat to Loop (right-click video, click Loop and eargasm all you want): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ceA9ZAnW3s

Yawning, fawning a care in this battle that's dawning, I look at this opponent who thinks like voters who like raps that are boring,
Poor thing i am, but these memories I'm storing are of events where the crowd bood me, crickets chirping, voters snoring,
I get it I should try and be less poetic, just rhyme rigid not flaunting, no flow like a pogo stick boring line-by-line like, ignoring  all the intricacies of rap like rapping is a chore 'n' win, 
Here I come, new and improved, lost the battle but long-term winning my warring while you're an inelegant elephant that left a clever cunt soaring,
All this Round of mine's a rhyme-scheme that comes developed with caution I've bided my time waiting sitting best-on-the-site rating and I get it, you're pathetic and can rap battle and meme war your way into debate rating distortion,
You're this site's finest, pro-choice botched abortion, congratulations your debating's been inflated by the ways you win, disproproportionate 'pour syllables together' slap a rhyme on the end an elephant-sized wild boar stunt, Grand until you come across a madman lion quiet at night and the next day you known as fraud'lent.
Round 2
Published:
Pre rap statements. 

You said: 
He's pro-choice most likely based on him being atheist and a few other things he's expressed.
I'm pro life actually but my views on the subject are complicated.  I felt the need to point this out because it's a very serious issue to me. 
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Now on to the funny business  \m/  (@[email protected])  \m/
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Your yawn didn't make dawn it ended before-it-began. and if you think the voters-are-wrong then why-are-you fawning my man?  

You're-blaming-and-flaming-the-voters-while-claiming-that-we-must-be-insane-to-not-accept-your-reign-and-hopping-on-the-train-of-RM-feigning-fame-retaining-off-your-name-while-failing-what-a-shame.

You-step-with-lazy-raps-and-say-you-are-a-lion-with-those-hazy-rhymes-that-you-rely-on-you-think-I-ply-on-any-line-I-try-on-bitch-I-go-with-the-tacit-flow-like-the-people-of-Zion 

I'll abort you like a disproportionately distorted boar, so take caution to the fraudulence, that you will implore. to be the answer to your facetious, ill bide, at the core.  You never find the right goal post, so you can't make a score. 


Forfeited
Round 3
Published:
Pass I guess
Published:
You win.
Round 4
Published:
well that was anticlimactic.
Published:
I surrender, pls ramshutu whip me in the votes, make my ego bleed!!!
Round 5
Published:
gg then 
Published:
You didn't have to type that many rhymes just so you know. You can say "ping pong I'm king Kong" and leave that as the only rhyme and then type an essay about me and ramshutu and spacetime will go oh ueahhh RM is so forced he tries too hard to rhyme omg so weird and whack!!!!
Added:
--> @RationalMadman
Don't worry about what everyone says. Come at me hard like you did the first time we battled and don't worry about what I or the voters say about your style. I'm insulting you in the rap because it's my job, don't take it personally. I'm ready to take your challenge when you're ready to come at me for real.
Instigator
#10
Added:
--> @Speedrace
to me, it seems like he's giving up because if he goes all out and loses, then he won't have an excuse. Since he surrendered prematurely and then made a snide comment at the end about how my raps are simplistic (they're not) then he has an excuse to say "Oh I did lose, but only cause I wasn't trying, it doesn't matter anyway, I'll just get unfairly voted against because my raps are too genius"
Instigator
#9
Added:
--> @oromagi
lol, RFD. Rhymes for Decision.
Instigator
#8
Added:
--> @RationalMadman, @Wrick-It-Ralph
I would've voted for RM if he'd rapped the same way he rapped in R1 all the way through, #nevergiveup (ever)
#7
Added:
--> @RationalMadman
I like the rhyme scheme toward the end.
Instigator
#6
Added:
--> @Dustandashes
gracias
Instigator
#5
Added:
--> @Wrick-It-Ralph
I like it!
#4
Added:
--> @Dustandashes
I was enjoying myself too much as I wrote it. I think I have an inner troll.
Instigator
#3
Added:
Burden of diss??? ROFL
#2
Added:
--> @RationalMadman
Looking at you.
Instigator
#1
#6
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Con conceded.
#5
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Con FF a round and conceded
#4
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Con admitted defeat "I surrender, pls ramshutu whip me in the votes, make my ego bleed!!!"
#3
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Concession.
#2
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Con conceded.
#1
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Give a conduct to Pro
because the Con concedes
but thats no reason to gloat
as Ratman's ego bleeds.
Wrick-it's just of the boat
already outta da weeds.
He may someday be goat
the way that Ralph proceeds.