Instigator
Points: 20

rap battle

Finished

The voting period has ended

After 5 votes the winner is ...
Sparrow
Debate details
Publication date
Last update
Category
Science
Time for argument
Three days
Voting system
Open voting
Voting period
One week
Point system
Four points
Rating mode
Rated
Characters per argument
30,000
Contender
Points: 18
Description
No information
Round 1
Published:
your profile is blank like your mind, there's just nothin' to ya
you're like the "nini" argonian freak on a puff of skooma
what the fuck, dude, bruh
you tellin' me you never played Oblivion? you're such a loser
get ready, cause' I'm cuttin' through ya

I'm like a hot knife through butter
I ain't got nothin' crunchy for ya
no apples, no carrots, just a crazy mother fucker
flying an apache helicopter through the jungle to come their
and shoot a fucking missile at your straw hut, brother

cause' your style is primitive
you have limited
capacity, which rapidly diminishes
as soon as you rap with me, and realize my mastery with this shit
infinite casualties
happen be-cause when the beat starts, I start wreckin' the shit
recklessly, till' space/time bends and twists
and I'm endin' this
fuckin' universe with the sheer force of my penmanship


Published:
No you
Round 2
Published:
Some brother you got
he's an insolent fucking twat
your mother must have had some shots of crack and scotch
when she was pregnant with you lot
and that's what produced you two low IQ fops

you ain't an intellectual bitch, you're the product of drugs
a bastard child from a whore who got drunk at the Club
and let some low-brow slug
of a man impregnate her with his ugly little stub

you're a pathetic sack of sub-human cow shit, son
A fucking failed abortion crack baby with down syndrome
I'll knock your fucking brothers teeth out his gums
and now it's done, cause' there's no turning around this one
I won

Published:
You say my mom is a druglord,
But I think you got the wrong person,
It's yours,
Get smarter dumba*s,
You don't even know how to eat, (yeah, I eat seabass)
You keep on slandering,
Don't even know how to describe it,
All of it's fake news,

You rely on your mom, (the freaking drug lord)
To keep you and your drug hoard,
Low IQ,
Look who's talking, 
Can't even make a decent rap,
Your just sitting on your momma's lap,

I won
Round 3
Published:
I've never seen anybody rhymin' so terribly
this isn't even fair, you're clearly impaired between
the ears, you're just unbearably
bad, it's like a parody
 of a mumble rapping parrot free
styling at a circus full of embarrassed freaks

so first your brother responds with the "no you"
at least you tried to rap, but your response was your bro's too
cause' there was no true original disses, just a pitiful attempt at flippin' the flow used
to show you who's the true pro dude

I'm the groin severing penis ripper
the raps I write are genius scriptures
the scenes in it were
a depiction of gruesome evil pictures
with people laying dead, bones stripped bare
of flesh, their domes split, their blood sipped, so go prepare

cause' this is gunna be like the battle of winterfell
but theirs no Arya to save you this time, Tinkerbell

I'm the mother fucking Night King
a force you ain't fighting
you're no Azora Hai, you're a puny little ass-wipeling

Forfeited
Added:
--> @Speedrace
lol
#11
Added:
--> @Wrick-It-Ralph
It’s raps like this that makes me value your skills even more XD
#10
Added:
Well I'll diss you either way, either how
I'm spittin' aether now
you sound like a Lil' Pump, Lil' Wayne feature sounds
you corny fucking midget-dicked
nigger-loving, nigger lipped
jizz-swigging bitch
I'm gunna hit ya with
a brick to split
your dome, and put you in a ditch
for being such a mother fucking idiot
I'm going to eat your fucking liver and fuck your eye sockets
slice up your grey matter, fold it and put it in my wallet
my logic defies logic
my product is rhyme-chronic
I'm psychotic
so one sentence covers nine topics
I lift the veil
spittin' cryptic tales
my wits abseil
cliffs of horrific scale
while I type this shit in braille
#9
Added:
Sparrow is his alt, you don't get how little this guy gives a shit yet.
#8
Added:
--> @Virtuoso, @bsh1
Type 1 made an injury threat in his 1st comment on this page. Should he get blocked?
#7
Added:
--> @Type1
no i was just making a joke
#6
Added:
--> @dave2242
Are you his brother?
#5
Added:
--> @Type1
no you (sorry i had to)
#4
Added:
--> @Club
Well just pretend I said all that shit to your brother then. If he is over 18 you can even show him what I said and let him reply.
#3
Added:
--> @Type1
I'm sorry you feel that way, my brother went on my account an posted that I'm actually really sorry.
Contender
#2
Added:
--> @Club
Come on you worthless fucking douche-biscuit. No pussying out or I'll vote against you in every single debate you participate in. Your mother was a BBC loving jizz guzzling prostitution whore and your dad raped you and made you cross dress and you liked it. You are a fat dirty little fucking nigger and I'm going to cut your nipples off.
#1
#5
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
CVB.
#4
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Con ff a round and just wasted a round by stating " no u ".
#3
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Subjective
#2
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
I felt that Pro had better rhymes and a better flow than Con. There were no sources used. Pro used a lot of slang and American English but Con did not.
Lastly, Pro was very rude to Con and Club should have won this last criterion but he forfeited the last round, so I can only award it as a tie.
#1
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Sparrow was so rude.