Points: 24

Wrap Battle

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After 6 votes the winner is ...
Speedrace
Debate details
Publication date
Last update
Category
Music
Time for argument
Three days
Voting system
Open voting
Voting period
One week
Point system
Four points
Rating mode
Rated
Characters per argument
5,000
Contender
Points: 25
Description
Vote subjectively. SUPPORT UNMODERATED VOTING!!
Round 1
Published:
Oh great, another theist to paint me like a villain. 
The believers get all tense, when I walk inside a building. 
Oh Lord! it's an atheist! , quick Speed, hide the children! 
Before he aborts all our babies and turns our sons into woman!!

He wants to take away Christmas, Easter, Hanukah, and Thanksgivings. 
Kick Santa to the curb and rip out The Tooth fairy's fillings. 
Neuter Cottontail's Peter, and catch Jack Frost while he's chilling.
He sins like it's a game!! How dare he make a living!! 

How dare he keep his head up while everyone is bowing. 
How dare he disbelieve while everyone is wowing. 
How dare he advocate for gays while not allowing
Religion in the classroom or church trip outings. 

This Satanist is too much, just get him away from me. 
His logic hurts my head and his words are way to brawny
OH LORD GIVE ME THE POWER TO LAY A QUICK SMITE ON HE!
He must have so no *crap*, I guess his ways are beyond plea. 





Published:
Whoa, dude, how ‘bout we just chill?
We’re all good here except that trash you just spilled
I’ll paint you like a villain? You’re going with that still?
Your assumptions about me are making me feel ill

4 whole stanzas and 16 lines
Every single one just filled with lies
You say I’ll judge you, you might want to revise
‘Cause you do that to me, not much of a surprise

Have you even read Matthew 7:1?
The Bible tells me not judge anyone
But you ignored that, because my views you just spun
How many verses do you actually understand? None

My rap’s getting hotter, take off that coat
A whole bunch of gibberish is what you wrote
We both know you’ll lose, so don’t try to gloat
The only way you’ll win is from an RM vote

Round 2
Published:
Oh Hell no!....  RM vote for this fool. 
So I can beat him anyways and with a handicap too!
You think that quoting your scriptures, is an accurate tool? 
When they can say just about anything that you want them to? 

Those weren't lies that I told, they were part of a narrative. 
Designed to be hyper satirical and roughly comparative. 
To other people like you with a similar imperative. 
It wasn't personal, but that's the most amount of fucks that I care to give. 

I still got half my stanzas and rebutted your four. 
You're skills are diminishing, because you were better before. 
When God closes a window, he smacks your face with a door. 
and then you'll blame it on the Devil while you blink and ignore. 

You're heating up because you only emote. 
But your faith can't be science, I'll block you off with a moat. 
I don't put words in your mouth, I shove them straight down your throat. 
Your sheepish rhymes are on the lamb and getting crushed by The G.O.A.T.
Published:
Faith and science are not mutually exclusive
I believe in both; it’s called being inclusive
You distance yourself from believers; reclusive
I’ve got God on my side, and you’ll win? So amusive

You got a new pic, no more white and black
You always hurl the elephant, did it never come back?

I’m set up for victory, and this is just a prototype
This isn’t a battle; it’s an easy noob snipe

You think that atheism makes you cool?
That blocking the beliefs of others isn’t cruel?
That it was evolution that made the Golden Rule?
That believing nothing came from something doesn’t make you a fool?

My beliefs aren’t made up of those who, before me, came
I can grow and adapt, can you say the same?
It’s my turn at the stand, allow me to proclaim
You’ve lost without grace, prepare to meet shame

Round 3
Published:
- = fast syllables (triplet feel)  

*DEACTIVATING RAP INHIBITION SOFTWARE*


You're-sticking-with-science?-You're-tripping-kid!-I'm-gripping-Agrippa's-intricate-problem-in-triplicate.
Seemingly-innocent-dogmatic-dissidence-speaks-to-your-insolent-cognitive-dissonance.
Relevant-Heaven-sent-omnibenevolence-shouldn't-be-Hell-bent-on-showing-malevolence
Saying-I'm-static-is-overdramatic-your-morals-are-added-by-set-in-stone-tablets.


- = fast syllables (sixteenth feel)


My-pic-is-lemon-demon-yet-another-well-known-heathen-that-could-slay-your-god-believing-raps-succinctly-like-he's-breathing.
But-even-as-an-elephant-this-battle-stays-irrelevant-you're-played-out-rhymes-are-hella-spent-but-hey-at-least-you-get-to-vent.
Evolution-finds-solutions-without-making-convoluted-pseudo-moral-absolutions-leading-up-to-God-delusions. 
The-golden-rule-is-obsolete-like-praise-the-lord-my-sheep-to-keep-mosiac-laws-aren't-for-the-meek-and-loving-God-does-not-come-cheap.

*OVERHEATING*


*ENTERING SLEEP MODE*

Published:
My rhymes are consistent, yours are not
Your avatar can’t even rhyme, you do that a lot
“Lemon” with “demon?” Is that really all you got?
You better go to sleep, being weak’s what you were taught

You always overheat, you have limited capacity
I’m never overloaded, I have endless tenacity
The golden rule is obsolete? That lacks veracity
But if we’re just all atoms then why don’t we forget morality?

I believe we have a purpose, you believe we came from chance
But order comes from order, not from simple happenstance
Do buildings come from bombs? Is that really your stance?
How about you look at the whole picture instead of taking one glance

When I accepted, you should have just withdrew
Put simply: I’m better; don’t shake your head, it’s true!
And that’s not just unfounded, my evidence is due
Take a look at the top 20, there I am, where are you?

Added:
--> @Ramshutu
Lol you counter RM for me so I can hardly complain, I gotchu
Contender
#145
Added:
--> @Speedrace
Votes, imo, should reflect who did better in a debate, this includes on troll debates. On these debates it should be up to the individuals honour to justify their vote honestly. When they obviously do not do that - then I think it’s appropriate to mitigate with a CVB those votes until someone who is willing to express their vote more honestly can make the decision.
Added:
--> @Speedrace
On a troll debate, you can vote however you want for almost any reason.
Added:
Ill vote soon
Added:
--> @Wrick-It-Ralph
That is so weeeeeeeeird but ok lol it’s cool
Contender
#141
Added:
--> @Speedrace
To the best of my knowledge, counter bombing is allowed in troll debates. The bottom line is that it's unmoderated. The only hard exception I've seen was if there was a full forfeit and someone votes for the forfeiter.
Instigator
#140
Added:
--> @bsh1
I’m confused. If troll votes aren’t moderated, then there’s no such thing as a vote bomb, which means Ramshutu shouldn’t be able to vote for the reason that he did. Virtuoso specifically told someone else that he couldn’t counter vote because it was a troll debate, so why doesn’t the same rule apply here?
I don’t care if Ramshutu votes for Ralph (because he did awesome), but it should be because he wanted to, not because he’s counter vote bombing when that’s technically not allowed (as shown by Virtuoso refusing to do the same in a different troll debate)
Or is my understanding of this wrong
Contender
#139
Added:
--> @Wrick-It-Ralph
Thanks dude lol, I went up against Kvng from DDO a few times and he’s realllllyy good, so that’s how I got better, and you’re definitely the best (besides me of course, hehe)
Contender
#138
Added:
--> @SupaDudz, @Speedrace
Wow. This is a close debate.
Hey Speed.
I think you might be a rap titan bro. Votes aside. I underestimated you the first time we battled and looking back our battles are pretty epic. I think the only other people who can write at this caliber would be RM and Supadudz.
Sparrow/Type 1/(possibly also RM) might be up there with us, but it's hard to tell because his subject matter subjectively turns me off, so I'm biased towards his wraps. (note the inference that Sparrow/Type1/RM get ranked differently which shows a cognitive dissonance within the unholy trinity of Debart)
Instigator
#137
Added:
--> @Ramshutu
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>Reported Vote: Ramshutu // Mod action: Not Removed
>Points Awarded: 7 points to Pro
>Reason for Mod Action: Troll debates are not moderated, per the site voting policy guidelines. No moderation action is appropriate on this vote.
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Added:
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>Reported Vote: Scott_Manning // Mod action: Not Removed
>Points Awarded: 4 points to Con for arguments and conduct
>Reason for Mod Action: Troll debates are not moderated, per the site voting policy guidelines. No moderation action is appropriate on this vote.
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Added:
--> @Sparrow
exactly
Instigator
#134
Added:
--> @Sparrow
Ayyyyy thx dude
Contender
#133
Added:
--> @Wrick-It-Ralph
He always vote bombs against me, but the mods don’t care because it’s only on the troll debates :’(
Contender
#132
Added:
--> @Speedrace
lol. kudos to you. I never know which way he's going to vote on anything
Instigator
#131
#6
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
CVB.
#5
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Subjective
#4
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
"Vote subjectively."
"OH LORD GIVE ME THE POWER TO LAY A QUICK SMITE ON HE!"
"Praying" for the sake of the rap in a sarcastic manner. I don't like it.
#3
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
better raps
#2
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Better rhyme scheme and flow
#1
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
I felt Con had better rhymes and a better feel. No sources were used. Both had acceptable spelling and grammar. Pro was ruder than Con because of this: "It wasn't personal, but that's the most amount of fucks that I care to give."
Now, if you (Wrick-It-Ralph) are angry with my vote, let me tell you a fact, I vote TRUTHFULLY.