Instigator / Pro
Points: 43

Unrap Battle

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After 8 votes the winner is ...
Club
Debate details
Publication date
Last update
Category
Music
Time for argument
One day
Voting system
Open voting
Voting period
One month
Point system
Four points
Rating mode
Rated
Characters per argument
30,000
Contender / Con
Points: 28
Description
Make the worst rap you can.
Round 1
Published:
My cat,
Sat on a mat,
But someone hit it with a bat,
And that make it shriek,
And jump into a creek,
And now it lives in that creek,
All meek and bleak,
It's so sad,
For it couldn't find his biological dad!
He longed for him real bad,
So he became real mad!
Then he wound up in a psychiatric hospital,
Where he ate nothing but some skittles,
He improved little by little,
But eventually he died,
Wide Eyed,
Turned to the side
But I just lied!
He actually survived
He found his dad
He was no longer mad
And now he was no longer sad!
WORD
MICDROP

Published:
omigod i luv poop
i need poop in my mouth, it tastes like soup

i eat everyones poopy
because my tits are droopy
and democratic countries are too free

cuz omigod i luv hitler
i wish he was my tickler
i wish he would tie me down and tickle me, yes sir

i like havin sex with animals and dictaters
i like to eat tatertots
especially when they're dick flavoured

i sucked your moms dick
it smelled like a stick
your dads is less thick
it smells like a bitch

your dad was a cuck
that's why you suck
you owe me a buck
because between my legs, my wee wee is tucked
im a girl
Round 2
Published:
I suck,
I don't even have a buck,
I am as short as a duck,


Quack Quack Quack,
I hate my back,
For it cracks and cracks,
I hit it with a bat,
But it really just hurt more,
Like how I smacked that cat,

Published:
I'm a drug addict and also a pedophile
so just hand me a crack pipe, I'll hit it like a child

I sniff coke through my bum
I fucked my own son
My wife baked a cake, the frosting tasted like other men's cum

I don't eat my vegetables
I eat raw meat because it increases my testicles

the earth is flat
to ascend you must eat raw meat like a cat
if you don't feed your pets raw meat, you're fat

The aliens created flat earth to test their creations
i am apex predator, you are a flatulation

you farted in my moms face
I peed on your suitcase
I ate a raw goat testicle and liked the taste

i am like rlly rlly stupid, but also rlly rlly smart
I feast on children's naughty parts
like a woodchuck on bark
Round 3
Published:
I stink like fart
On DebateArt
I'm failing my debates,
Which everybody hates,
And I use them as baits,
To make me popular,
And Once Im popular,
I WILL RULE THE WORLD,

That's not my bag,
The one that looks like a hag,
Shhhh,
It's mine,
It's from 1799
It's truly like hell,
Oh that rings a bell,
I'm from hell,
So bad I got kicked out,
Like a spider on a water spout,
Don't know what is all about,
Maybe because I was so ugly, 
I caused a drought
mIc tHrOW
Forfeited
Round 4
Published:
Never forfeit a debate.
Published:
my last rap was the most worstest of time
it was so bad, it didnt even exist. is that fine?
Added:
--> @Club
Counter vote bomb.
#3
Added:
--> @Ramshutu
What does CVB stand for?
Instigator
#2
Added:
--> @Club
I'm tempted to accept this debate, but I don't think it's worth it to my rating.
#1
#8
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
It was so bad
#7
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Cons R1 made me laugh. Conduct to pro for forfeit
#6
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
I note the last 2 Rounds.
#5
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
I don't believe rap battles are moderated. Here's how I feel like divvying the points based on who I thought had the best un-rap.
#4
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Forfeit....
#3
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
CVB
#2
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Subjective
#1
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Better arguments 3 points
Better sources 2 points
Better spelling and grammar 1 point
Better conduct 1 point
Reason:
Con ff a round which completely broke the flow of the argument, that's poor conduct.