Instigator
Points: 2

Rap Battle

Finished

The voting period has ended

After 3 votes the winner is ...
Sparrow
Debate details
Publication date
Last update
Category
Miscellaneous
Time for argument
Three days
Voting system
Open voting
Voting period
One month
Point system
Winner selection
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Rated
Characters per argument
30,000
Contender
Points: 3
Description
Spit 16 bars for each round. May the best person win per the votes.
Good luck!
Round 1
Published:
Ayo

I'm more potent, bar for bar you don't come near me
If the price is right, he'll lose; wait, that's Drew Carey
Deuce deuce with me, say I won't shoot, dare me
You'll get a buck from under the pillow like the tooth fairy

I'm too scary, I flex and get it crackin' like a bad back
While you on the other hand talk and duck like Aflac
Where's your allowance money, Kid? Where your cash at?
Well these clips gone have him changing his story like Snapchat

This is my lightest round, it's just the buildup
This the foreshadow of your death, just a heads-up
I'll ruin your foundation on the spot, no makeup
I put all my shooters in line, this is the roundup

My bars are too sweet and they sting like a beehive
Open hand flying in the air, no high five
I let it flow like water, so take a quick dive
You need to pump your breaks; you lack drive

Bars

Your turn


Published:
get it crackin' like a bad back? where have I heard that before?
You plagiarised a Nicki Minaj song, you sackless whore

That's a really bad start, you know you're loosin' quick
when you're plagiarising corny shit that was written by a stupid bitch
who practically only raps about the size of her boobs and hips
and needs seven thousand tonnes of make-up just to look human, shit

and speaking of make up, you rhymed up with up for four lines
you need to  make up for your  weak bars projecting snore vibes
when I read your shit, I was thinking "man, poor guy"
he must have took a swim in some mercury and fluoride

you ain't a king mother fucker, those times are finished
I'll pop your eyes out their sockets without  eating my spinach
use a club to beat your balls like I'm playing quiddich
doom you to be kidless, with your dick whack-a-moled into your pelvis

I spit blue flames like Viserion
rob Drogon of his carrion
make Dany marry Tyrion
and make Brandon marry Jon
and then name myself a naturalised targareon
Targaryen? anyway, bring your flashlight, rap battles are dark and very long







Round 2
Published:
I didn't plagiarize, I write my own bars, you need to quit.
Nice try trying to sway the voters to make yourself win.
Nicki just happens to have that same bar in her song, but I didn't steal it.
Reminder: "I'm too scary, I flex and get it crackin' like a bad back" much different.
I didn't say what she said verbatim, so put a sock in it.
If it's so corny, how would you even know that song bitch.
P.S she doesn't just rap about her body, you dick.

I'm killing you for that money, this is a contest
Everybody, take me serious. I'm a bomb threat
Gun loaded and when it smoke, you'll catch a contact
I'll bring a clip back like I was trying to rewind that

I don't wanna have to give you this buck, I'm penny pinching
I can get you wet all over, no skinny dipping
A few jabs from my fists will have your blood dripping
I'll target whoever I see walking I'm not cripping

I'll have your crew skate on ice, they go figure
Run up in your house, catch you before dinner
This pistol will have your spirit in pieces, like a soul splitter
After that, I'm taking the bounty on your head like a gold digger

More ratchets sitting at the table than a card game
When I swing, I'll hit this bitch I got a broad aim
Everybody can't miss your death, so they all came
I'm like a lion straight out of a cage, I'm hard to tame

My rhymes that had "up" at the end were actually words, you swine.
It's not like I had the word "up" on it's own on each line.
It's called being a skilled rapper dumb hoe.
You need to take some lessons, so take notes.
Published:
okay okay, I'll just be honest, but I won't retract my diss
I do listen to Nicki...but only cause' of her ass and tits

I jerk off to her music videos, Nicki makes me sticky
I want to lick her titties
and set her clitoris free


Your rhymes suck, you ain't killin' shit but my vibe
you only win stacks when it's sucky sucky time
you little gay prostitute crack whore, you lost your mind
you suck at rap, you suck at dicks, you're just a vacuum in disguise

you say you'll get me wet, no bar was ever whacker
but it's kind of true cause' damn, I just pissed my pants with laughter
you're the whackest rapper
fattest cracker jacker
 actor, actin' blacker
thinkin' it'll make you sound like the baddest bastard
your facts are backwards
you sound like a fake wigger with the IQ of an acid addled cactus grappler

you think skilled rappers rhyme like you do you faggot?
those compound "up" words didn't rhyme multi-syllabic
you're just making excuses for your whack battle tactics
stick your stupid repetition of "up" up your ass bitch

I mean, they weren't even proper compound words
so I'll shove your face into a toilet full of turds
Round 3
Published:
When my arms push forward you'll get swept back, breaststroke
When I black, you'll see red in a row when I connect 4
Even my dogs come into the store with me, Petco
Trying to upstage me will have more than your leg broke

Hey Sparrow, ima put you in the right box
So, Ima make this dude a target since that's where this b-ch shop
The dudes I phone will find you with a nice shot
I call the gun Siri, bullets get guided to the right spot

I thought you were real competition, you a cheapskate
This rap battle will leave your body holy, that's a sealed fate
After that, I'll give him more bucks than a sweepstakes
Then send a couple at his top like a wedding cake

When it comes to talent, you can't see me with an eyeball
By the way I'm black dumb ass, you should do some recall
I hope Karma comes for you, I'm praying on your downfall
Funny that your name is Sparrow, but you aren't fly at all

Bars. Your turn.

[Just now noticed I debated with you in the top 10 anime debate lol yikes]


Published:
I have never seen the likes of your whackness
you need practice faggot, as it happens I just happen to be qualified as a rappin'
instructor, so if you're braggin' and feelin' your petty tactics
I'll creep in fast and just beat your ass with an easter basket

Lesson one, boy don't ever act like a shooter
when you're a nerdy little crotch guzzler on your computer
I don't talk about guns much, cause' I'm not a dumb fuck
but I'm crazy as fuck, I do mines and you should do yours

Lesson two, never bite Nicki bars or Drake's style
the first 2 bars in round 3 are straight vile
you sound like fucking Drake, that just ain't right yo
in the next round will you do an impression of 8 mile?

(here is the Drake style I'm talking about, look how the first 4 lines of his round three follow the same format)

In your city faded off the brown, Nino
She insists she got more class, we know
Swimming in the money, come and find me, Nemo
If I was at the club you know I balled, chemo

So now we've established that you're objectively crap
Nicki and Drake are the cunts you get your weak raps
from, they fucking suck, no wonder you're whack
biting the flow of a nympho slut and a talentless fag riding Lil' Wayne's sack
Round 4
Published:
Now you're reaching with this allegations.
It's called PUNCHLINES lol. Look up the definition. https://www.quora.com/What-are-punchlines-in-rap-music
You took the bait for them lines, now let's go fishin'
There's tons of rappers besides Drake, he is not the originator. 
You want to win so bad so you resort to this? You're a f*cking hater. 
(Btw I love Forever, that's my song. You must like Drake too to know the song ;)

Back to my OWN BARS that I write in my notebook.

I ain't never scared, bitch I'm everywhere
Hoodie'd up, gun, vest, gloves that's my metal gear
Address me correctly like I was never there
Its not a threat deposit the check, lets get it clear

I'm gone get it in, all day every day no playing
Eliminated the clowns from my circle, no lames (true story, happened recently. looking for real friends, if you feel you are qualified then add me!
It's all about that money got my dollars right no change
To fuck with me lyrically you gonna need the whole game

Wannabes trying to come for my position
But I'm quick on my toes I got running back precision
Fuck running, I'm gunning until they all victims
Until they start retrieving and getting a far distance

Cause I'm the realest dude out, I'm an honoree
And you don't gotta accept it like an apology
But you gotta respect it once you mention or acknowledge me
I'm the shit and I'm in my bag, no colostomy

Published:
you're dumb, fake
and stuck with no paddle on a dung lake
you confirmed my disses when you admitted you love Drake
stop acting like a cunt face

you talkin' bout' colostomy
I'm talkin' bout' philosophy
you talkin' bout' apologies
I'm talkin' bout' your flaws, cause' see
I got a beef
with sophistry
you claim you're dope, but you're awefully
obsolete
you claim you got some cheese
but you're in poverty
logically
you're not a G
you're just a wad of fe-
-ces with outdated methodologies
you got from weak
MCs who probably
took it in the ass just to get signed and put on a beat
by some illuminati freak
they aren't artists, they're property
who need autotune just to hit the notes properly


Round 5
Published:
If you arm wrestle me, I'll have your wrist aching
I'm watching every move he make, no film making
The way my bars are set up, I'll have you shaking
Run, and it'll take one punch, your back's breaking

F-ck them dudes you rolling with, I'm riding regardless
Left side of the passenger seat with my arm rest
It got a Pinocchio nose plus a long neck
That mean the gun is extended so send the God bless

I reach under that arm rest it could be your last day
I get heartless when I'm letting that rifle spray
Hand out the window like I'm dumping an ash tray
No Jordan's, but your body gonna be cool and grey

I go ham on any bird when its beef
So you chickens better duck or get served with the heat
I get to swinging the ox, your tail will swerve down the street
When them bullets be flying, It won't be something sweet

Source: Some of my raps from DDO: https://www.debate.org/Kvng_8/ (I changed up a few bars too for my opponent)
This should not be counted against me and points shouldn't be taken away since people on here take their raps from DDO and post them on here too. Plus there is nothing wrong with putting your same argument from DDO to here, I've done that with one specific debate I had from DDO (which did not go well) and I did it on here and it went well. Thanks for the rap battle. May the best person win.

Published:
My raps make you look like a retarded chimpanzee
you're a stupid little pansy
and a wanker doodle dandy
you gobble goblin crotch and guzzle sperm like it's candy
you're a banana deepthroating bitch who takes it in the fanny
you're an uncanny little man-sleeve, a bonerhound. a damn freak
I can't be seen on the mic...and the semen sprayed right in your eyeballs is why you can't see
your rhymes are not hot, they're under-cooked and taste like bland cheese
bring me under-cooked raps, I'll flip on you like Gordon Ramsay
I'm fresh, high quality, you've been sitting in the pantry
plus you're pretty gassed up, my best guess is that you're canned beans

and no one likes canned beans, except for poor people who eat hot dogs, and I don't eat those either because they're made of butt holes

I'm a terminator
a big league cannabis germinator
 my mouth is the wisest word purveyor 
your mouth is a sperm intaker
this a war between a worm and snake, you're
the worm, in case you haven't heard, debased cur

Added:
Another poor vote of course. Three in a row. Actual talent never gets acknowledged and is seen as "bad" and "not good" since on here, people who rap like they're dumb and saying things that makes no sense, are easily resonated by others and they see that as good. Some of these people either have horrible taste at rap, or have no idea what actual rapping is at all. Not to mention, my opponent did not follow my rule in the description. How unfortunate, thought this website was better than this. Especially with the so called "vote mod" Ramshutu who voted. I thank whoever votes on here with actual accuracy who knows how to vote. I'd be surprised if that happens, if it does I'd appreciate it.
Never making rap battles on here again lol.
Instigator
#15
Added:
--> @RationalMadman
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>Reported Vote: RationalMadman // Mod action: Not Removed
>Points Awarded: Tied.
>Reason for Mod Action: Troll debates are not moderated, per the site voting policy guidelines. No moderation action is appropriate on this vote.
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#14
Added:
Just did. :P
Instigator
#13
Added:
Try it.
#12
Added:
No you won't, because I can request the mods to forbid you from voting in the debates I am in. I will keep this tone, bitch. There's no point in voting if you're going to put "tie" every time, then again you're just trolling.
Lol aww, he blocked me. Cute. Did the job for me, thanks for making it easier on me man.
Instigator
#11
Added:
I will vote where I please, watch that tone of yours.
#10
Added:
--> @RationalMadman
My bars made much more sense. I actually rhymed and I had flow. I had 16 bars, which was a rule laid out from the beginning, which Con did not follow (for majority of the rounds).
Con had no flow at all, it wasn't syllabic. His bars weren't the average 4-bar setups, they were messy and all over the place.
Con accused me of stealing lyrics from a song which is simply not true. Con accused me of stealing flow from Drake which is simply not true. It's called punchlines. It's a rapping method.
I'm not forcing you to choose me as winner, you have your opinion, but you know good and well this ain't no tie. Your reasoning sucked as well. All I'm saying is that it's idiotic to vote "tie" on each and every single debate when there are debates that have CLEAR winners. Stop trolling. You're sucking Type1's dick. He's a troll. It all makes sense now. You're the troll as well since you associate with him. Fuck you and your trash ass votes, you're blocked. Don't vote on any debates I am in anymore. Have a great day.
Instigator
#9
Added:
I didn't say you suck. Sparrow is one of the best text tap battlers on the Internet. He is the user Type1.
#8
Added:
--> @RationalMadman
Oh so you did read the rap battle? Guess you did since you asked that. Then again, you couldn't have read the whole thing if you asked "How is it clear that you won" as if I suck lol. Do you honestly need me to explain?...................
Instigator
#7
Added:
How is clear that you won this one
#6
Added:
--> @RationalMadman
Okay did you actually read this rap battle lol or are you voting "tied" just to do it? Not every debate will be a tie. I notice you vote "tie" each and every debate and you troll most of the time. I noticed on the "your dog is gay debate" you voted tie on that one (when Pro obviously won) and immediately after that, you voted on this one. Which leads me to believe that you didn't even read our raps. In my opinion, the "sub/dub" debate you shouldn't have even voted tie for that one either. If you truly thought that was tied, then at least bring your preference into it.
Nevertheless, these "tie" votes are getting annoying and I think you're doing it out of boredom. Plus the generic "Both did good". The mods on here says that RFD's should at least be in depth. Anyways, it's not that I'm begging for a W but it would be more respectable if you would sometimes at least choose Pro or Con for especially clear debates (like this one) it's clear that I won.
Instigator
#5
Added:
Don't forget to vote everyone!
Instigator
#4
Added:
--> @Sparrow
*Explaining bars | R1*
If the price is right, He'll lose; wait, That's Drew Carey | Drew Carey was the host on The Price Is Right. He lost weight; 100lbs. Lose; wait/lose weight. Wordplay
While you on the other hand talk and duck like Aflac | talk and duck = talking duck. Aflac is a talking duck | talk and duck = talk and run.
***DISCLAIMER: These are just raps, all just for fun. Don't take the gun talk or the violence seriously, It is all just for fun and I'm not threatening Sparrow. All just for the rap battle.
Instigator
#3
Added:
I will make your cerebral explode with my insane rapping skills.
Contender
#2
Added:
I doubt my rapping abilities.
#1
#3
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
meh, both were aright, however honestly neither were really all that good.
#2
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Sparrow relied altogether too much on just various types of swearing, and made it sound like he was an urban dictaionary screensaver. There wasn’t a great deal of imaginative or humours disses from either side in this, though sparrow did marginally better on this. The rhyme on both sides were generally simplistic, but pro a little more so.
While marginal, sparrow just edges this in both cases.
#1
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Both did good