Instigator / Pro
Points: 2

Nostalgia Rap Battle

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After 2 votes the winner is ...
Speedrace
Debate details
Publication date
Last update
Category
Miscellaneous
Time for argument
One day
Voting system
Open voting
Voting period
One week
Point system
Winner selection
Rating mode
Rated
Characters per argument
30,000
Contender / Con
Points: 0
Description
You can only use raps that you have previously written and used in past rap battles. You are allowed to slightly change them to match this certain rap battle, but try to keep them the same as much as possible. Remember to cite ALL raps. You can use just certain lines, whole stanzas, or anything else you wrote as much as you want, but you have to cite it. May the best nostalgic rapper win!
Round 1
Published:
My dude, You rap like you lack common sense
You obviously need help, So here are my two cents [1]

Stop talking gibberish and come down to earth
Your lines are wanting for substance and girth
Cause up there in space, We can’t hear you scream
Just like we can’t comprehend your delusional dream [1]

I’m on the cover of NatGeo, At the top of the chain
Keep going and you’ll get a world of pain
I will tower over you, I’ll make the fire rain
You don’t stand a chance, There’s nothing for you to gain
I’m glorious, With my paws, Teeth, And mane
You’re small, Like a bat, Is your last name Wayne? [2]

You try to act all that, But you need to learn your place
it's underneath my feet, While I rise up to space
That's right, My guy, We're both gonna trade spots
Because the galaxies are only for trained astronauts [1]

Every time I talk, your prospects get bleak
Compared against me, your lines are so weak
All I have to do is put my tongue in my cheek
Sit back, relax, and let the leaderboard speak [3]

Sources:

Forfeited
Round 2
Published:
Instead of dissing me, you decided to forfeit
Are you really that scared, or did you simply forget
Why are you trembling? I haven’t even started yet
But just my presence here is enough to make you fret [1]

You got a new pic, no more white and black
You always hurl the elephant, did it never come back? [2]

I’m set up for victory, and this is just a prototype
This isn’t a battle; it’s an easy noob snipe [2]

Do you need a bandaid? Cause' you're starting to bleed
I'm running up the hill, can't mess with my speed
Get down on your knees, and start to plead
It'll fall on deaf ears, I only help myself succeed [3]

I had to wait a whole day for a forfeit; that sucked
But even if we tie, I’ll win from conduct [1]

So I hope you finally realize your huge blunder
You’ve already seen lightning; get ready to meet thunder [1]

Sources:

Published:
Speed
Round 3
Forfeited
Published:
Race
Round 4
Forfeited
Published:
err
Round 5
Published:
Are you conceding since you haven't posted any raps?
Published:
What, you didn't like my raps? 
Added:
Oops
Instigator
#9
Added:
--> @Wrick-It-Ralph
You could have read the set rules before you accepted you know.
Instigator
#8
Added:
--> @Speedrace
You could have warned be about the 1 day limit you know.
Contender
#7
Added:
--> @Wrick-It-Ralph
Lol, that’s cool
I wonder who’ll be doing more 🤔
Instigator
#6
Added:
--> @Speedrace
I have a caveat. We are allowed to fix spelling errors of the past. No determinism in this schism ;)
Contender
#5
Added:
--> @Speedrace
Okay, so it's word mash up game (loving it) and we can make changes if they're negligible to the subject matter.
Contender
#4
Added:
--> @Wrick-It-Ralph
Lol I’m glad you’re enjoying so far
And simply by daring, it ain’t hard :P
We’re literally just copy and pasting old lines and stanzas and stuff, so if you want to reference an old battle then you’d literally copy and paste that old battle in here lol, no new lines are allowed, but you can combine stuff from multiple battles if you want to, the only thing you ARE allowed to do is slightly edit the rap to match this (so change a name from RM to Speed or something like that)
Instigator
#3
Added:
--> @Speedrace
I'll just let you lay the groundwork in your R1 and follow the meta from there.
Contender
#2
Added:
--> @Speedrace
What I'm about to say is subjective DISCLAIMER!! It would have been dope to call this the remix battle or something like that because we're basically going to do remixes of our old stuff. How would you feel about me referencing the old battle in a highly detailed manner rather than directly quoting it? I would probably play around with both.
Damn Speed, I was about to stop rapping for a couple of weeks to catch up on real debates and you got me excited for rapping again.
How dare you.
Contender
#1
#2
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Con never posted a rap
#1
Criterion Pro Tie Con Points
Winner 1 point
Reason:
Only speedrace posted a rap.