How do you eat your corn

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Alright, big boi question time. Do you eat your corn in short layers that wrap around or in long strips that go from end to end? This is very important as I am having an existential crisis and need to know how I should eat my corn considering it's one of my favorite foods. And there should be a food section in dart.
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this is not spam
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wtf ok
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it was an a b question but ok

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@WaterPhoenix
I eat corn on the cob differently, depending on sudden inclination of feeling.
Usually though, I start on the left, eat to the right,
Rotate cob so the eaten part travels up,
Then I start on the left.

I prefer it off the cob though, gets stuck in my teeth less,
And I feel better about not having left any uneaten parts.
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I prefer it off the cob though, gets stuck in my teeth less,
Me too. Although then you have to use a spoon or fork and it gets hard to scoop some of the kernels up once you're almost done. Unless you use a spoon and fork and use one to push the kernels into the other, but that just uses an extra utensil.

As for eating corn when on the cob, we differ there. I rotate all the way around before moving to the right.
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@WaterPhoenix
Spam is food, though not very appetising.

Corn is good, though usually out of a tin over here.
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Spam actually 'looks rather tasty to me, like hot dogs,
But I suspect is unhealthy,
I don't ever recall trying spam.
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Processed tinned pig.

Might as well eat the real thing.

We had spam as kids

A long time ago.

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I prefer off the cob, however, I eat three bites, then rotate. So I eat like a third that I rotate, then move to the next third, and so on and so forth.