Aligning your chakras

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The fourth stage of spiritual alchemy is called "conjunction" and literally means to align, as in planets. But for alchemy, it means to align your chakras. Particularly the four lower chakras. It is an UNDERSTANDING of how to master your fears (first chakra), sexual energies (second chakra) self-will (third chakra) and self-love (fourth chakra). When you have reached an understanding, then your lower chakras will align. The key, or tool is LOVE.


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Commencing chakras alignment 
In 3
And a 2 
And a oneeee.

Stll aligning , 
Aligning................
What the hell. 

*CHAKRAS ALIGNED*
Enter.
I'm on. , I'm on 

Zappppppppppppppppppppppp.

Ok step one mastering my fears, 
Mastering................please wait .
Still Mastering................... 
1min in still mastering. 

UNABLE TO PREFORM THIS TASK.......... please try again later. 
What do i do , what do i do. 
Cut the cat now jane ? 
Quickly tell me.?..?????.

Whats the deal with that jane.  I used my love tool.
Has you first Chakra not aligned. 
Any tips for entering first phase.   

I'll try again soon 15 mins. 
Hey this stuff is true hey? 
You better not be playing no joke on me.

I'm going to light some candles and burn some smelly stuff.  
Oh hang on.
Jane .?
Jane.

I'm a idiot, i wonder why it wouldn't work. I haven't got a single Dream catcher in my house jane. 
Arrrrrrrrr
Does the cat need to be living. You should of got back to me quicker.

I'll get another one and a dream catcher. 
 




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$8.80. Dream Catcher....
$ 20.00 two more kittens. 
That's $38.80 I've all up I've spent. 
Can you please talk me step by step through it please.

I will tell you when i start Chakra alignment. 

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Would you be willing to explain what spiritual alchemy means?

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Spiritual alchemy is like a double negative.  
No but imagine spiritual alchemy Vs  a dash of this and that type alchemist.

Im just going to say it. 
Spiritual Alchemy would of been heaps better then ya science type alchemy.  

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I'm going to try this Chakra alignment thing again soon. 

I am however have trouble finding my second  Chakra. Spot.  ( it is were i think it is hey ? )  i doubt this is going fit , but hey
 I too like to live life dangerously. 

Jane.?
Hey jane? 
I want TO TRY this "CHAKRA ALIGNMENT" again  in 5. 
I will be using all my joy and love sooooo , if you could like talk us through , 
Like. 

Step #1  Chakra one is placed on one forehead. 
Step #2  Chakra two is to be inserted
So on and so on.
Then  jane I'm goin to neeed you to explain what " MASTERING " ones fears is. ?  ( my fear being kittens ) 
Talk me through step by step. 
I've wanted my ummmm , chakras aligned for quite some time now. 
Ready?
Jane?


HIT ME .





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 Maybe we could do  A GROUP CHAKRA ALIGNMENT. 
Just like line our Chakras out all together ( help one another.) 
With lots of joy and lots of love. 

I'd align my Chakras with anyone of you guys. 

REMEMBER THE SAFETY WORD IS.    ( Aligning ) said how it is spelt
A LIG NING.


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Basically, it's a way to become a better person, through hard work and aligning your chakras correctly. 
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It's an individual process, sorry.

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What is the way? What is a chakra?

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Yeah look i think im going to have to give this one a miss jane.
Im not good enough to do it. There i said it. 

It sucks because I'll live my entire life with out of whack Chakras. 
Never once will i experience alignment of any Chakras. 

Hey jane , if i ask my mom and if i get her to ring your guardians, you could like, i don't know ,  sleep over. 
Not a school night. 
We could watch some movies get some burgers and then you could like align this things for us. 
Or at least coach me....  have a think about it. 

I really wish you didn't tell me about these Chakras now.. ( for I've now out of whack chaks.)  
Oh and that reminds me jane . I brought a kitten for you.  
So ummmmmmmm yeah. 
' kicks dirt '.
Good day!



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Chakras are subtle energy centers in the body. You can't align your chakras by yourself. The universe will orchestrate circumstances for you.Then it's up to you to figure it out. If you come to an understanding, then your chakras will align, and energy can flow through your chakras correctly. 
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That's fine. I've never met anyone who's chakras weren't out of whack, including myself. 
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Well the best way to explain them is 
Ya Chakras mean a supreme ultimate reality.
Chakras.
 
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WARNING-_-_-__-_-_-_-_WARNING-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_WARNING.

MEGA  ¤°•▪○¤°•▪○  GRAND °•¤▪○°•¤▪○  OPENING 
This Friday.

This friday THE CHAKRA SHACK will be opening its doors in a town near you. 
What can you get a the CHAKRA SHACK. 

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$ 83.80 women* 
$ 67.00 mens*

100% ALIGNMENT GAURENTEE*

We've every type of crystal under the sun. 
Spells. 
Potions.
Fake spider webs , 
And Glow in the dark solar system. 
We've bottled full moon Rain water. 
Dream catches. And kittens.

So come on down to THE CHAKRA SHACK friday and transform your lifeeeee.  

Jane would you pay $83 bucks to have your Chakras precisely aligned. ?

 





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Could you give an example?
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An example of  what?
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Aligning chakras. What does that look like?
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It doesn't look like anything to me. It is a feeling,and knowing. 
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How do you know what you feel is aligning chakras if you don't know what aligning chakras looks like?

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Subtle energy can be seen in altered states of consciousness. I have seen my chakras in the past. I have seen prana inside and outside of my body,and auras in other people. I did not see my chakras aligning, I only feel the energy. Don't know why you think I have to see it visibly in order to know what is happening. 
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However you see it, describe it if you would. If you don't know what it is...

What is prana?


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I DO know what it is. Prana is the energy of life and creation. I have seen brilliant blue for the throat chakra, and brilliant green for the heart chakra. The root chakra is a dull red. I did not see the colors of the other chakras that I remember. Where it is not in the chakras, it is a pale blue or bluish purple,and extends beyond the body. As I've said before, I have felt it more than seen it. 
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How do you see the chakras?
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With your inner vision. During states of altered consciousness.
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I have seen brilliant blue for the throat chakra, and brilliant green for the heart chakra. The root chakra is a dull red.
Did you know about Chakra's before you saw these colors? Bc i've seen what i can only describe as an aura of blue around my cousin and green around myself one time in my life before i even knew what an aura is. It was pretty crazy. The best i can describe it is it looked like an LED light that traveled around his body in a second and disappeared. Then, i was really confused and thought i was losing my mind so i went home and threw water on my face... when i looked at myself in the mirror ... same thing but green went around me. I later found out that is what people call an aura. But i've never seen it again. 

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So imagining things?

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In a way, yes. I believe colors are my personal way of interpreting subtle energy.other people interpret it in other ways.
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Yes, I knew about chakras and their associated colors. They are a modern day interpretation of prana in and around the body.