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I need 5 peeps
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another one ok then /in
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/From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli;
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.
Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun;
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes,
You will find us always on the job
The United States Marines.
Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.

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I'll join. I know the basic rules, but I've never played it on the internet before.
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ONE MOAR, LEGGO
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@PressF4Respect
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 Is that a yes, Press?

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Nevermind I read lol

The game will start tonight
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@Speedrace
How will we know what our roles are? Will you PM us or something?
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@Speedrace
Can u find a replacement?
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@Speedrace
Now that we're back up to five, will we still start tonight?
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Yeah after I eat
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And yes, I'm PMing you your rules