A Bad Dart Christmas Poem by Lunatic

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Twas the night before christmas on DART,
The forums were quiet, the users were smart.
They spent time with their families, the day was perfect
We were all living lives, except PressF4respect.

Not a mod was in site, discipline was supbar.
Decorating a tree, was our humble mod Ragnar.
Wylted was out partying in some awesome clubs,
And noobs in overwatch were getting dropped by Supadudz.

Oromagi rested peacefully on top of DART's Ranking's,
Old posts took a day off from being bumped by Dr. Franklin.
SirAnonymous was out caroling to his next door Neighbor,
And Airmax got his ass kicked by Lunatic at Beat Saber.

Most Dart members were happy, even RM could not fret,
Except for the sadness felt from poor thett,
For Zmikecuber's absence left him feeling empty,
And the mafia forums dearly missed Frenzy.

Mike made some features, that were put to good use,
And Bsh1 and blamonkey's debate was still at a truce.
Greyparrot played mafia, and went out with a bang!
As did banned members, such as Ethang.

Virtuoso wrapped presents, his wallet was empty.
Airmax was a jew though, so his still had plenty.
Raisor ran for president on DDO, despite all of it's spam,
While mafia thrived because of advertising by drafterman.

A-R-O-S-E got a new I-pad to shove in everyone's face,
We were all pretty jealous, especially Speedrace.
Trump got impeached, we got rid of his stench.
The democrats cheered, none more-so than imabench.

Irontoaster drank cocoa, being cozy was his goal.
Scrolling through grindr, was Dart's very own Coal.
This poem is quite boring, you all get the gist,
I'm couldn't find something clever for TheRealNihilist.

There's many more members I prob'ly won't get to
I am lazy as f***, unlike Ramshutu.
Twas the night before Christmas, and I bid you goodbye,
Stuff your face's with yum yums, like ILikePie5.

Since it's Christmas Eve, let's all get along and not fight.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!


















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@Lunatic
You were right. That was bad.

Merry Christmas.

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@Zaradi
At least I warned you. <3
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Your comment sounds like it comes out of the potty,
Naughty, naughty, mister zaradi.
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Lol! Merry Christmas!

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@Lunatic
Ho Ho Ho! Fear that 30% Hanzo kill accuracy in OW!

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<3
That was fabulous.

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@blamonkey
Thankyou haha
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@Lunatic
We were all living lives, except PressF4respect.
I feel dead inside. I LOVE IT!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS <3

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@PressF4Respect
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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HOF post right here.
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I was indeed scrolling through Grindr... though would have happily settled for sexually harassing Zaradi. 
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@coal
How did I only now notice this comment? If this is your attempt to 'sexually harrass' me, I'm kinda disappointed.

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@Zaradi
Idk, maybe you should add me on kik... 

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@coal
add me on kik

Idk what I feel more insulted by, the implications or the fact that you want me to use kik
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@coal
Kik? Thats old as hell
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@Vader
So is your mother but you still listen to her.

^ Now, that comeback is what I call oldschool.
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@RationalMadman
Lol
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@Zaradi
You know as well as I do that if your're going to be sexually harassed, Kik is the place to do it.  Far more user-friendly than SnapChat. 
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@Lunatic
LOL amazing
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@Lunatic
Virtuoso is Jewish too though
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@Speedrace
lol is he? wow didnt know
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@Lunatic
I've actually never been caroling, but it's still a great poem.
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@coal
your're going to be sexually harassed, Kik is the place to do it.

You're not wrong...


Far more user-friendly than SnapChat.

You experienced in sexually harassing people on Snapchat too? I thought we had something special.

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@Lunatic
Yep. I am Jewish. 
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@Zaradi
Snapchat I mostly use for flirting... and occasional grindr identity confirmation. 

Kik is better for sexually harassing. lol
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Snapchat I mostly use for flirting... and occasional grindr identity confirmation

Can confirm 100%
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@David
lol I'm glad you've ventured into that den of filth.... sort of a gay rite of passage 
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@coal
lol I'm glad you've ventured into that den of filth.... sort of a gay rite of passage 


Indeed it is. Ironically, I met my current bf on Grindr. 
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@David
That's how I met my most recent bf.  We dated for about four years.