Am I the only one that hates chocolate pretzels?

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Pretzels are so salty and chocolate is so sweet and together they do not taste good at all. I hope I am simply not going crazy? Am I? I hate chocolate pretzels

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guys they had fucking walnuts, cashews, peanuts, and almonds inside holy fuck r my parents trying to kill me

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Yes. Yes you are.
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Dang gummit

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I don't like sweets in general.
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@Vader
You don't like chocolate pretzels? Heretic.
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That’s true for my dad 
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yes you are,pretzels are awesome
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I love pretzels and I love chocolate. I just don't like chocolate pretzels
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Chocolate pretzels are better than normal pretzels.
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Disagree with this statement. Yikes I guess I am a minority for this
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@Vader
Personally, I like chocolate-covered potato chips more. I’m guessing you’d dislike those for the same reason you don’t like chocolate pretzels: you have no taste buds
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I also think it's because I am mentally sccared. My friends and my faily once gave me one of those pretzels and I had an allergic reaction where I couldn't breath
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Hmmmm.... nah, I’ll stick with the tastebud story.

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I guess I am a minority for this
How does it feel, you white man?!?!? Soon you chocolate-pretzel-hating fascists will lose the right to vote and be forced to make chocolate pretzels without pay.
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Fair enough
How does it feel, you white man?!?!? Soon you chocolate-pretzel-hating fascists will lose the right to vote and be forced to make chocolate pretzels without pay.
Awww damn it, guess I'll get a free handout from the govt to get a discount on college for my education
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Maybe some day you can get terrible test scores and still get into Ivy League schools instead of more qualified chocolate pretzel lovers, but that day is not today.

#NoReparations4ChocolatePretzelHaters

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Racist! I am calling to CNN and reporting this under PURE Harrassment

#ChocolateHaterRightsMatter

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Your not alone supadudz.  I don't like chocolate or pretzels.

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Thank you Alec for your support. We will fight these meanies
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People who don't like chocolate pretzels are unworthy of being knights.
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They are worthy of being kings
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Yes - that is, they are worthy of being kings conquered by knights.
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People who don't like sweets are less likely to get cavities.  They are less likely to be obese too from the carbs.  Pretzels and chocolate both are carbby.
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Pretzels aren't a sweet, but chocolate is

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My fault.
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Yep. But you are not right. Sweets are second worse type of food to ingest from a health perspective behind Soda and Energy Drinks
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I don't know whats wrong with me but I don't like chocolate in general. I eat chocolate cause it's socially acceptable and I don't hate it, but I don't enjoy it either. And chocolate pretzels is like salted caramel, salty and sweet taste like utter poopypants.

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They're one of those foods that tastes great when you eat the first few. but as you eat more and more taste very bitter and salty with not much else.
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This post...this post my friend, is truer than anything else I've heard on DART