I HAVE ASCENDED

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BOW TO ME 

NO ONE HAS SPOKEN



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I submit. 
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Who is this nerd?
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Welcome. 
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Who the hell are you?
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Hello. What do you mean by "ascended"? Why should I bow? What do you mean that no one has spoken?
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I'm not bowing to you.  It violates my religion as of now.

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I am at your feet.

Now descend back onto it, cowgirl.
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Welcome, you're probably an alt account but know that I submit to your almighty presence :0

14 days later

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holy shit, this thread is cancer, it is so obviously a joke and people are taking it seriously?
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I'm not bowing to you.  It violates my religion as of now.
Really?

I am at your feet.

Now descend back onto it, cowgirl.
hahahaha---r/iamverybadass

Who the hell are you?
hahahaha



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Yeah people are taking is super seriously, like...

*Looks around and sees no evidence of anyone taking it seriously*

Nevermind.
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I am at your feet.

Now descend back onto it, cowgirl.


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@Dr.Franklin
What I am getting at is that because nobody made a serious response it is illogical to conclude that anyone is "taking this seriously"

The only exception is possibly alec, but nobody takes him seriously so...
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Op, I implore you never to give context for this post.
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He really did ascend. Hopefully this post goes into the HOF
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@Open
Are you oddly hirsute and do you have an exaggeratedly high forehead?