Insulting Haiku

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You on this website
Spend time on frivolity
achieving nothing. 
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DebateArt.com:
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singularity
is to hilarity as
haiku to IQ
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@coal
This applies to you
Don't forget about your time
On Debate dot Org

Saying this wastes time
Guess Fourty Five Thousand Posts
Doesn't matter then...


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This applies to you
Don't forget about your time
On Debate dot Org

Saying this wastes time
Guess Fourty Five Thousand Posts
Doesn't matter then...

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@coal
Is life anything

Other than frivolity

What is achievement?
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Nice lol
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@Vader
Be that as it may
You by your own admission
are DART's YY
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I thought this was a rant thread about why Haiku is a bad form of literature, but this is even better.
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@coal
This is a fair point
But all I am saying is...
The poem works for you

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@Vader
You shall be advised
I am but an obsolete
fuel source on DA


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i am the steam engine
That gives power to this site
With my eight k posts

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i am the poodle
poop grouped up on the stoop's droop:
super soupy poo
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@zedvictor4
Gotta point out that between the three of you zed is winning this thread right now. There isn't even any point in awarding a second place because the gap between first and second is so astronomical.
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Young boys grow older,
Only some will grow wiser.
Unbelievable 

Julius Ceasar
Unique in Achievements as King
Salad named for him

These Haikus are weird
Lost in meaning, queer context
Only I shall know 

Short days but long nights
Time itself can lose its hold 
Today is what day?

Heaved into the air
Enters net across the court 
Game seven goes on

At the end of this
Maddening this whole task was
Every bit worth it 

Now Read Each First Letter and tell me to fuck off after you do so 




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You just lost the game
Good, that is 5 syllables. That is line one. I now await the next two lines to be posted in the same way as the first.
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Intellectual
But many say I am not
Dumb as a post then

I used to like porn
An angry priest gave me scorn
No masturbate horn

Mother says Shut Up
I say you bitch you grow up
Beaten with a stick

Trump's brain is so big
And his hair is not a wig
Orange skin is in

You think you are smart
Because you think you know art
You smell like a fart



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As solomon said
Vanity of vanities
All is vanity.

As the preacher said
Nothing new under the sun
All is vanity

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Coal from Nantucket.
Carried ice in a bucket.
Up hill. Spill. Fuck it.

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hahaha 

11 days later

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>:)
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We are no strangers
to lo-oooove; you the rul-
uules, and so I...