I want a Cockatoo

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Bird at 1:26 is a racist, he says some bad stuff, just as a disclaimer
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id prefer a pussy over a cockatoo.  a pussy would always win in a battle with a cockatoo. 
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I hate cats. Cats are some of the laziest animals. I'd love a dog or an African Grey. Those are cool animals. 


I also want a monkey as well
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i want goats cuz they cute asf 

plus they mow lawns 
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Cockatiels are more understanding of humans, whereas cockatoos are more energetic and 'funny' where cockatiels are 'impressive' with their human-level communicative skills.
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who said anything about cats?

lolcat

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I had a roommate who had one, The loudest most god awful pet imaginable. 

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Some pussies love a cockortwo.

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Zing!
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I hate pets. Humans are better than other animals. 

Now I know what you are thinking. Put the gun away. Unless you can teach your bird to understand Pythagorean triples, humans remain superior. Animals are not to e raised by humans but are meant to raised in the wilds. Inflicting human-like manners to animals will make them unfit for survival.
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Therefore monkeys should be arrested.
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Arrested? No. Not arrested. Put them back into nature where they belong. Arresting them will make the situation worse.