I want a Cockatoo
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Bird at 1:26 is a racist, he says some bad stuff, just as a disclaimer
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@oromagi
Lol
id prefer a pussy over a cockatoo. a pussy would always win in a battle with a cockatoo.
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@n8nrgmi
I hate cats. Cats are some of the laziest animals. I'd love a dog or an African Grey. Those are cool animals.
I also want a monkey as well
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@Vader
i want goats cuz they cute asf
plus they mow lawns
Cockatiels are more understanding of humans, whereas cockatoos are more energetic and 'funny' where cockatiels are 'impressive' with their human-level communicative skills.
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@Vader
who said anything about cats?
lolcat
40 days later
I had a roommate who had one, The loudest most god awful pet imaginable.
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@n8nrgmi
Some pussies love a cockortwo.
29 days later
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@zedvictor4
Zing!
I hate pets. Humans are better than other animals.
Now I know what you are thinking. Put the gun away. Unless you can teach your bird to understand Pythagorean triples, humans remain superior. Animals are not to e raised by humans but are meant to raised in the wilds. Inflicting human-like manners to animals will make them unfit for survival.
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@Intelligence_06
Therefore monkeys should be arrested.
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@BearMan
Arrested? No. Not arrested. Put them back into nature where they belong. Arresting them will make the situation worse.