MY DICK/YOUR DICK

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MY DICK: Like a Atom Bomb
YOUR DICK: some old chewing gum
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MY DICK: Twenty mega-ton
YOUR DICK: smells like Donald’s John


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MY DICK: Like a pink lightsaber
YOUR DICK: like a space invader


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MY DICK: a rhino horn
YOUR DICK: frog spawn 
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MY DICK: a giant squid
YOUR DICK: an aphid
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MY DICK: the plant Earth
YOUR DICK: lacks girth
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MY DICK: inside your sister
YOUR DICK: more like a blister

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MY DICK: actual Danny DeVito
YOUR DICK: a small chorizo
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I declare this string objectionable because some people don't have a dick; even some who allege it, and it is, therefore, discriminatory.
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My dick sits in your ex-girl's vagina,
Your dick rests in some grandma's recliner.
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i'd tell ya'll bout my dick... but that shit would be a long story
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My Dick: The size of the Washington Monument, the shinning city on the hill men envy.

Your dick: In a dog's ass.
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    Your dick rests in some grandma's recliner.
    You son of a motherless goat.  Lol.
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    Been in a dog's ass to know how big and long it is? Just sayin'; you opened the door.
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    @fauxlaw
    I have not but I know some people have been in a dog's ass and it's legal in some places:


    I was saying that the person that, "Your dick" was referring too was in a dog's ass.

    84 days later

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    MY DICK: tsar bomba

    YOUR DICK: B54
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    My dick: mine(extremely based)
    Your dick: yours(extremely cringe)

    LOL
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    @TheUnderdog
    who do you know? lol
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    None of comparisons carry any water if there's no supporting evidence. I'll wager most don't even wear jock straps anymore. If they do hold water, you're likely leaking.