Why the fuck would you give a plastic bag full of candies to your co-worker?

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Alright, so today I went to work and there was some celebration. I dont know what they celebrated. I pay no attention. Apparently, there was lots of candy there.

I follow a one meal per day diet, so I dont eat at work. But I did eat some candy.

My diet caused some confusion, despite the fact that I have explained it to them a million times.

My co-workers thought that I was lying and that I was poor and cant afford food, so they decided to collect all the candy there was and hand it to me in a plastic bag.

I said I wont eat it. They said "take it home".

Are you seriously thinking that I will go to a bus dragging with me a see-through plastic bag full of candy?

Like, why am I cursed to live in a world full of autistic retards?

Why does it offend them if I eat one meal per day? 

Do you think that everyone has to be a consumerist overeating retard like you?

Fucking autism.
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Talk about a first world problem.
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1. If you don't want it, don't take it.
2. If you don't want to offend, throw it away after work.
3. Tell them it's called intermittent fasting and they can suck your dick.
4. I realize that 3 is contradictory to not offending them in 2.
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Why the fuck would you give a plastic bag full of candies to your co-worker?
If it is 10/31, your co-worker lives in a compacted block with a lot of kids, and your box of candy just arrived right after your dentist's visit, a day too late.

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Are you seriously thinking that I will go to a bus dragging with me a see-through plastic bag full of candy?
That said, if they put it in a bag so large you have to struggle to drag it onto a bus, then it is their problem for not buying small enough equipment so you can take them home a portion a time. 

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Have you ever considered that everyone perhaps thinks the same about you.

And therefore candy was a kind sympathetic gesture.



Candy is one of those American words that I can't get used to.

Prostitutes always spring to mind.

Nice cheerful playful curly haired prostitutes though.

Not that I know any first hand of course.

Just fantasising.
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If it is 10/31, your co-worker lives in a compacted block with a lot of kids, and your box of candy just arrived right after your dentist's visit, a day too late.
I have no idea what that means. 

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Have you ever considered that everyone perhaps thinks the same about you.
Do I look like a person who considers what others think? Please.

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"If you don't want to offend, throw it away after work."

I just left it at work. I came back today, its still there.
I guess its just gonna sit there under the desk until someone eats it or it spoils.
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Talk about a first world problem
I was raped with a knife when I was a baby. Sad story. For my whole life I have been bullied, beaten and abused. Even my teacher beat me. Even my friends. Lets cry now.

But I dont think I qualify for first world life standards. 🤔 No, I cant think of an answer for that one.
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My point entirely.


Nonetheless, I have no idea what you look like.

And you must have considered what I thought, because you replied.
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Yeah I consider you a valuable human being.
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Well, that's very nice of you to say so.


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All kinda irrelevant to the topic. We are talking about your bag of candy that you got for free. Sucks to be you. Guess you will just have to suck it up and deal with it. Life isn't fair.
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Candy's dandy. 
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"We are talking about your bag of candy that you got for free. "
Oh yeah, I get raped with a knife but its not a problem because I get a bag of candy 😊

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Again, you are trying to attach something irrelevant to the subject. You are crying about a bag of candy. At no point did you ever mention being raped by a knife while being given a free bag of candy. What puzzles me is that the free bag of candy upsets you more than being raped by a knife. Just sayin.
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Again, you are trying to attach something irrelevant to the subject.
You are relevant. You should have sex with your father.
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You have  no intellectual response to the facts I have laid out so you resort to insults. Typical.
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You were insulted. That  is bad. I am crying for you.
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You only prove what I have said.
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You are smart. You cured cancer.
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@Best.Korea
Based on the subject and your past responses you appear to lack any gratitude. Just a observation.

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I think the little sadolites are sad today.
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OK ok

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It's an act of kindness. Whenever you get a gift, you should tell the other person you appreciate it and then say something specific to the gift. In this case, you should say "this will be a great little desert tonight". Then, if you don't want it, through it away as soon as they can't see and won't see it in the trashcan. We should always appreciate kindness, even if it isn't 100% effective, because a lot of people won't even go that far.

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You're such an ungrateful, selfish and egotistical person. Shame on you!!!