The Never Surrender High Top Trump Sneaker

Can be yours for just $399!

What does it say about the Republican Party and Republican voters when their nominee for president is hawking sneakers?

Forget military generals, forget successful lawyers, the GOP thinks a sneaker seller is their guy to lead the country.

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For decades, the DC politician has carefully crafted subtle and sophisticated laundry schemes such as speeches, book deals, foundations, foreign business appointments, and insider stock trading....only to see the great Orangeman one-up them all by selling out a bunch of....shoes....

Gotem.

Oh ya, laundry schemes. Where they take in washing people’s clothes to make extra money. And these were sophisticated laundry machines 

I think those sneakers are good for bone spurs.