Jesus - 3 Reasons

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Mexican:
1. He treated his mama like she was a saint.
2. He always wore llantas and a serape.
3. He was a carpenter who could fix anything.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

Except the women who he must have called sister.




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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
Jesus was not a carpenter , his father was ( according to the bible)


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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
Jesus cursed the olive tree and its fruit.


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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

Jesus wore sandals so good that John the Baptist wasn't "fit to tie them".


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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
Didn't like  the wild and beautiful olive trees though.



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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.



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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Mexican:
1. He treated his mama like she was a saint.
2. He always wore llantas and a serape.
3. He was a carpenter who could fix anything.
Jesus denied knowing his mother and said were were to hate our mothers.


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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
So when we look at your options, it seems to have boiled down to the conclusion that Jesus was probably an Irish Woman evidenced by option 6&8 for which  I have no reply .
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Jesus should of traveled the world spreading the " word " 

However, 
He seemed to be limited to a realitivly small area.

And this is in a time im pretty sure they had Flying carpets. 

Jesus didn't go to the Muslim parts.  ( he didn't did he ? ) 
No But ummm, 
Its almost like jesus and or god DIDN'T and DOESN'T  like Muslims.  
And other religions and religious groups. 


We are ALLLLLL his children RIGHT ? .  

If God wanted us all " gathering " together. 
☆☆☆☆☆☆    wich is a BIBLICAL COMMAND.  ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
" coming together " 

He wouldn't of " invented '" a church.
As We weren't ever going to fit in one big building. 

So weve a church here .
We got two over there, 
Another one here. 
And three there. 
Allll the same denomination these lot. 

Church  A. Had 113 people in it. 
Church B.   Holds 300 plus members 
Church C.   83 people go here
Church D.  And  294 over there.

Gods biblical command.   
(  usssss alllll gathering together. )   
Was NEVERRRRRR going to work . 

Unlessssss
" Gathering together "  means. 

He wanted 214 in these "suburbs" 
He wanted 168 gathering three towns that way.  
Ya got 57 gatthering in a group 5 suburbs EAST from here. 
294 wayyyyyyy over there,

He wanted 1000 plus churches in this country,  
2000 in that country 
And 3819 in that one 

That aint really  " comming " " together " Now is it. ? 

Quite the friggen opposite actually.  




 

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Oh crap. 
We are NOT all gods children . 
Welllll, we are but, but. We aint. 
But we are. 

Dont anyone tell me about ( Churches coming together .
Dont you fuking dare. 

That sounds like a post topic. 
Are we gods children.  ?

i looked up , 
Are we gods chikdren and it gives me. 
Are you ready for this.


IN THE RICHEST FULLEST SCENES WE ARE.

Soooooo, that pretty much clears everything up. 
AGAIN. 
Wellllll , In the Richest , fullest,  mother fucking scenes we are.
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What  nationality were jesus 12 merry men. ? 

I HIGHLY doubt  apostles would " hang " with ummmm, others. Definitely not black peoples.  


There his "apostles"
Not his homies. 
Not his Boys.   

Jesus would find it REALLLLL difficult to get 100 points for his ID
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We are NOT all gods children . 

Correct, Deb.

The biblical god had his own chosen people and it was neither you nor I. Read the bold below, Deb


Deuteronomy 7:6
“For you are a people holy to the Lord your God. The Lord your God has chosen you to be a people for his treasured possession, out of all the peoples who are on the face of the earth.
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@Stephen
Its been like 24 hours now of ummmm,
This now knowing that i am not gods child.

Before that post i thought , i like all where gods children.
Not " Gods children " with the two little inverted thingys . 
Its,     Gods children 
I thought we where.   
ffffff ,  Fuking silly deb he is. 
This is a pure amateur mistake in your knowking on this subject stephen .
Butttttttt , i can only learn. 

Sooooo  After receiving some ejection,  egacating fuckkk ,  education.
Ive  lernt and now know. 

NO.
I aint NO GOD CHILD. 
I'M SIMPLY NOT. 
END OF FUCKING STORY. 
I don't wanna here it. 

Butttttttttttt,  apparently theres like this group.
" The chosen ones "
Or just  ( chosen ones ) i think they are called. 
mmmmm  A CHOSEN ONE.
How cool would that be. 

' starts applying black war paint '

So yeah. 
Im thinking about becoming one of these " chosen dudes "  
Getting one of the limited headbands ya know. 
Butttt , thats another post. 

' continues sharpening knife ' 

But stephen .
Im fine with this now knowing. 
This coming to terms. 
You know me man, im going to just fucking push through.  
Simple. 

To tell you the truth. 
He never really felt like a second father to me.  
Thats a ( red flag ).  And i missed it. 

And Henny Penny  
If need be.. 
You'll  be my Daddy right ? 
I thought so. 
' Hi,   5's.... '  
So Im fucking  gold.
Gold. 
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To be fair, Islam wasn't around until over 500 years after Jesus was teaching.
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He could have time travelled.

Omni and all that stuff.

Whereas he just relied upon shanks's pony.
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God as creator of finite, occupied space Universe

God as as the  finite, occupied space Universe, that, has humans with access to Meta-space mind/intellect/concepts ergo, the ability to create a concept of conceptual God outside of a conceptually finite Universe, and this conceptual God looking back in on this conceptual Universe, as if holding the Universe in its conceptual hands.

Illogical, lack of common sense critical thinking that has been around since beginning of humanities existence on Earth, and visually  glorified with Disney childhood fictional tales, and hollywood fictional tales, and utube,  etc. 

Experience > tales of experience > magical fictional tales > tales of science >  science fictional tales >  etc

Experience > jokes about experience > joke fictional tales > jokes on jokes tales >  humor exists > etc