MAPA.

No, more sort of  insularity based self righteousness ,with hints of home grown racism and religious fundamentalism

Epstein files is  just human hoo hah, a global phenomena.

It’s a made in America sensation.

Yes, a bit like a happy meal.

With happy guests like Trump.

Trump grins but is he ever happy?

Trump is crypto happy.

Now we have the UFO files, yayy 

Hope you find your missing relatives.

My brother got abducted when he was 9, we’ve never recovered since

Sorry to hear that. I am glad you were spared.

i hid in the barn, he foolishly hid under the bed, they always check there

Your disguise also helped you.

What do you mean disguise, I’ve always been this way

Thanks for telling us you have always been a duck.

Duckbee not duck

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck. It is a duck.

It looks like a duckbee, can fly like a bee, and honk like a duck, its a duckbee

That is not the official expression.

The Bible doesn’t mention any duck bees.

Yeah it does. Look at the fifth gospel birdology chapter 3:17

“I do not care about if ducks choose to conform their bodies to those of other animal groups” -Saint Penguin

So you follow your own duck Bible with quacks chorus lines.

Bird bible, but yes

Otherwise how would birds get to heaven lol

Why would ducks want to go to heaven where they will find the same duck eaters and more?

Heaven has a lot of areas, like they don’t put aliens and humans in the same city.

Do you believe duck will be separated in heaven?

Hmmm, relative to heaven all incomers will be alien.

It's a tad arrogant to assume that Heaven is a human only resort....Just like it was a tad arrogant to assume that the creator thingy was a man, solely based upon the notion that there was a creator thingy in the first instance.

Same applies to avian existence...Though I'm guessing that it's still probably wise to not choose the same hotel as the Eagles...Find one with a pool, that caters for aquatic vegetarians...Though if you are an adventurous sort, you perhaps wouldn't mind mixing it with insectivorous songbirds...Better karaoke...But just stay of the mic... Quack quack quack, won't be appreciated.

In heaven only Christian songs are allowed.

What about beings from other planets.

It's a bit narrow minded to assume that Christianity is Universal.

For example...For the Planet Tharg in the Quadrillion sector GOD sent his daughter  Kylie...Today the chief Thargian religion is Kylianity..So in heaven there will also be a place for Kylie songs.