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@zedvictor4
Only Christians go to heaven.
MAPA.
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@Shila
So the Universe is multi-faith with individual retirement homes?
For sure, sing songs might get quite cacophonous otherwise.
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@zedvictor4
Christians would love to be in the Muslim paradise surrounded by virgins.
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@Shila
I’m not sure, but I think there a cities in heavens with different areas where different people live in but who knows
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@zedvictor4
Who knows if intelligent life does exist. Maybe Jesus went there too.
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@Girraficus
Jesus would only go where his wisdom was required.
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@Shila
Wouldn’t he want all beings to be with him
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@Shila
Wasn't wise to get nailed to a post.
Wiser to have stayed tucked up in bed with John.
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@Girraficus
Intelligence is, as intelligence is assumed.
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@zedvictor4
HIs mission was to get crucified, he knew that from the moment he was born.
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@Girraficus
Yet he willing accepted his Karma.
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@Shila
He was worried about it still however, as we can see him praying in the garden before he was betrayed by judas
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@Shila
@Girraficus
That is an untruth...You have never seen him praying in a garden.
And if his "karma" was preordained, then Judas could hardly betray him.
I bet that you two even believe that Bambi skating with a rabbit was a fly on the wall documentary.
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@zedvictor4
Judas karma was also preordained.
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@zedvictor4
If I knew that my girlfriend was not loyal to her past boyfriends and was most likely going to cheat on me too, does her cheating not count as cheating
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@Girraficus
Knowing the truth will not change karma.
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@Shila
Exactly
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@Girraficus
You are stuck being a duck regardless how you quack.
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@Shila
i can’t change my duck, but I don’t always have to be a bee
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@Girraficus
So you are resigned to being a duck?
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@Shila
Mother natures wonders
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@Girraficus
You as a duck wear your stripes like a promotion.
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@Shila
I can also have spots
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@Girraficus
The spots don’t show on your body only the stripes do. Maybe they are in your head.
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@Shila
No, I just changed
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@Shila
@Girraficus
Your girlfriend cheating?
No, would count as her typical modus operandi.
So just enjoy the sex whilst it is available.
And then move on to Miss Sensible.
Why not ask Shila for a date.
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@zedvictor4
Dogs are known to chase ducks.
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@Shila
But he’s a small dog,
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@zedvictor4
Sorry, I’d rather date a duck, goose, bee, or giraffe
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@Girraficus
Why not all four at once.
Though you would need stilts for the Giraffe.