Nation's Atheists Standing Strong Despite Existence Of Bacon

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    Nation's Atheists Standing Strong Despite Existence Of Bacon

    U.S.—According to a recent report, the nation's atheists are still stubbornly refusing to admit the reality of God despite the fact that bacon clearly exists in our universe.

    Christians had anticipated that atheism would be eradicated as knowledge of bacon's existence continued to grow, but so far, it hasn't made a dent.
    "It doesn't make any sense," said apologist William Lane Craig. "To hold that there is no God and yet acknowledge the reality that bacon exists is well beyond the realm of logic and reason---it takes a whole lot of faith to be an atheist."
    "There's crispy bacon, soft bacon, peppered bacon, bacon jerky, bacon-wrapped foods, bacon burgers---the evidence is undeniable."
    Craig often engages atheists in debate. Sometimes, he simply puts a picture of bacon up on the video projector and says, "I rest my case." Other apologists have adopted this method, but to little effect so far.
    At publishing time, reports had indicated that atheists are well aware of the existence of fish tacos, and yet still somehow deny that God is real.


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    And then the moron level jumped 100 fold. 
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    The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.
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    MENLO PARK, CA—In a move to better filter out unapproved positions and people, Facebook unveiled its new Bigot Recognition Technology (BRT) at a press event Tuesday.

    The new tech automatically detects people who are likely to be prejudiced, backward cretins and flags them for removal from the social network.
    "We're looking for key indicators of bigotry, like being white, believing in God, and holding any political position to the right of Stalin," Mark Zuckerberg said at the event. "Our algorithm has been trained to flag and remove offensive people who aren't welcome on our platform: straight, cisgendered males, conservative people, and of course, Christians."
    Facebook's new technology did have a major hiccup early on, when it flagged several Antifa pages, but Zuckerberg had his engineering team program an exception for bigots on the left. "If you're being intolerant for the sake of tolerance, then yes, you're exempt from our new bigot filters, obviously," he said. - https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-unveils-new-bigot-recognition-technology

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    Best argument for God I've heard in a while.

    Seriously though, we should really go easier on it. It puts us at risk of stomach and colon cancer.

    And now I'm off to make a bacon and egg sandwich.
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    This is why atheists are hated here and around the world in real life. 
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    Ooh bacon....................drool
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    @pollywally
    The only backward country whose residents hate atheists is the one where you live, because you are the most uneducated country in the first world.

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    Thanks Deb. What a multi account druggie bigot thinks is important to the site. 
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    Deluded beyond belief. Go away stupid.
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    FANTASTIC !  finally TECH savvy engineers are creating algorithms to catch the Religious Parasite Vampires..and neutralize their THREAT to 
    humanity and EARTH....

    No human every needs to be VALIDATED and APPROVED to EXIST and DIE by some circus CLOWN playing GOD in a Halloween Glory Gown Costume....the greatest THREAT to HUMANITY and its EVOLUTION beyond FEAR-INTIMIDATION-VIOLENCE is the total NEUTRALIZATION
    of the Middle East "JESUS" and "ALLAH" God invented hoaxes for POWER and CONTROL = DIVISION and WAR among the masses of HYPNOTIZED asses forced to accept this GARBAGE...

    With the Middle East..."JESUS" and "ALLAH" reduced to Comic Book MYTHOLOGY along with Zeus and odin...they will no longer be used as
    SCAPEGOATS for WAR and OPPRESSION....this will neutralize the 2 billion HYPNOTIZED Christian parasites and the 2 billion Muslim Parasites
    to irrelevant....no one will care, accept, or listen to these pathetic imbeciles....the youth especially..as they are connected to massive amounts of
    information and technology to prove how utterly IDIOTIC this OLD MAN GOD invented HOAX is....let it rot with the older lost generations who 
    were drowned in this PROPAGANDA....

    Onward and forward to a world without FEAR-INTIMIDATION-VIOLENCE over horrifically OBSOLETE Middle East Comic Book GOD hoaxes....flush them all down the TOILET....

    The FAR EAST spiritualities...Krishna-Vishnu-Buddha-Dali Lama-+++ are non lethal and threatening perspectives....all are welcome to engage or
    not...NO HARM is DONE regardless....only the Middle East PARASITE VAMPIRE Christians/Muslims cause the most DEATH and DESTRUCTION and must be relegated to MYTHOLOGY immediately....let these GODS join Santa Clause....and get off this planet at the same time !