Here's how anyone that wants to can become more American

What I recommend is stop referring to individuals as, "People".  Instead, call them, "consumers".

America Fuck Yeah!!!

I wish someone would help you. Whatever precedes these unhinged sardonic myopic ranting sessions cannot be healthy.

I dont know. I used to do a lot of ranting myself. Its usually a way to pass time. Most people rant all the time. Could be just boredom.

I'll bet the scientific name for it is really hard to spell.

@ADOL

My claim is not sardonic and if it's not myopic.

Calling Americans "People" is for leftists because the word, "Person" is an emotional term and emotion is for leftists.  Libertarians and conservatives (actual ones) refer to them as consumers.

So I'd recommend to become more American, refer to the individuals as consumers.  Viewing them as people means they get emotionally coddled (aka leftism).