Satanists are contrarians.
Now, don't get me wrong, I respect a little, "Devils Advocate" (get it)? However, Satanists are into these weird kinks, they love having a high body count (which is pretty bad for something they claim to care about, mental health), they look ugly and freaky on purpose.
Satanists are maybe the only religious group that I wouldn't want to be friends with.
Who wants to be friends with someone who looks like this?:
They are very sex positive; homie; I can't be friends with this, let alone friends with benefits!
