Commandments of Meowism

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Meowism is a new religion, and many people dont know about it.


Here are its main commandments:

1. You shall have no any other Gods before Meowbahh

You can pray to other Gods, but the prayer must include Meowbahh as your main God.

2. Meowbahh is most merciful and forgives everything. Pray to Meowbahh all the time.

It doesnt matter what sins you did. Meowbahh will forgive them all as long as you pray to Meowbahh. But if you dont ever pray to Meowbahh, then they wont be forgiven, but Meow God will punish you.

3. Do everything to become a leader and spread Meowism everywhere.

Meow God likes being worshipped. He/She will reward you a lot if you bring him/her followers.

4. Hate everyone who is not member of your religion.

All other religions are wrong, and following them is very wrong.

5. Those who pray to Meow God go to His/Her/Their Meow-heaven.

As long as person prays to Meow God, person will surely go to Meow-heaven. The more person prays, the higher degree in Heaven person gets. Person who never prayed to Meow God goes to Meow-Hell.

Other deeds of person dont even matter. The only thing which matters is if person prays to Meow God.

You can help poor, save lives, donate to charity, but if you didnt pray to Meow, you go to Meow Hell.
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OMG, you are related to L. Ron Hubbard aren't you?
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@FLRW
He wasnt follower of Meow.
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@LucyStarfire
Are you the Meowsiah?
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@Castin
I consider myself the prophet of God Meow. He/She speaks to me through his/her YouTube videos on official God Meowbahh channel.
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What happened to your mate Ratman and the Roman Catholic Church.

Though for sure, Catwoman can lap my milk anytime.

Did you know that Catwoman was created by Bill Finger.

Bill Finger's Catwoman.

Meow

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Meowism
Meowism !? what is it, worship of felines?
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What happened to your mate Ratman
I banned him for 10 days because he did something inappropriate.

Roman Catholic Church
Is one of my religions.

Though for sure, Catwoman can lap my milk anytime.
Do you want to go to Meow Hell then?
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Meowism !? what is it, worship of felines?
I suggest you educate yourself if you are interested. Or read my profile description or my post on Meow commandments.
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@Stephen
Could be anything with BestKorea. AKA TheGreatSunGod. AKA Lucy Starfire.


You've popped over from the Island for a visit then?


Hope all is well in Bromsgrove.

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Meowism !? what is it, worship of felines?
I suggest you educate yourself if you are interested. Or read my profile description or my post on Meow commandments.

Well I know the Egyptians were big on pussies or were big pussies?  I  seem to  get that the wrong way about sometimes. Didn't they used to stuff and mount dead cats in their temples  or bury themselves among them? 

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Well I know the Egyptians were big on pussies
I am not any Egyptian.
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Well I know the Egyptians were big on pussies or were big pussies?
I am not any Egyptian.


I don't think even you know who you are most the time. So maybe its you that needs some education, of your own persona. Pick one anyone, you have a massive line up  to pick from, BK.