I posted the following in another string, and then thought [a dangerous activity] that it belonged as its own topic:
A joke I once saw in Playboy in the mid-sixties: A young boy and a girl are facing each other, nude. The boy said, "With one of these, I can make that twitch snd moan." The girl said, "with one of these, I can get all of those I want."
Girl wins, because she knows she was the last and ultimate creation. Not to put to fine a point on it, her sensitivities, in multiple locations, no less, are miles above his, and last longer. Girls win.