Try Start a fight between the Christians and Muslims.

The first team to remove ALL the other teams heads wins. 

Fun right.

Any ideas on how to get them to fight . ? 

Im thinking .

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆     Make up like a story maybe. ☆☆☆☆☆☆

A half believable one. 

Well its a idea.

Guys?

Would the Muslims and Christians maybe fall for like. A made up story. ?

They couldn't be tricked that easy could they ? 

Just like, fall for shit. 

WANKERS..

"Your son leaves your religion, what do you believe should be done to him?"

If my son left my religion of Meowism, I would offer him 50$ to return to Meowism.

and Islam?

Thats not my main religion, and I wouldnt pay 50$ to someone to return to islam.

What is the topic of the thread I replied to?

Something about muslims and Christians.

Ratman talking about apostasy punishment in islam

Well, okay, google search:

https://islamqa.info/en/answers/14231/punishment-for-apostasy-in-islam

"Question: 14231

I am happy to have found this website of yours. I was born a Muslim and I learned a lot of Islamic teachings after I reached adolescence. I am trying to understand my religion.

I have read in some of your answers on the issue of apostasy that the punishment for the apostate is to be put to death. But I have read on another website that the apostate who is to be put to death is the one who wages war on Islam (Muharib).

I am more inclined towards the second opinion.

The reason for that is that I have friends who were born in Muslim families and who have Muslim names, but some of them do not know how to do Wudu or how to pray, but they acknowledge the Shahadatayn.

Can we regard these people as apostates and thus put them to death?"

Answer:

"The apostate is not to be put to death immediately after he falls into apostasy, especially if has doubts. Rather he should be asked to repent and be offered the opportunity to return to Islam and resolve his doubts, if any. If he persists in his apostasy after that, he is to be put to death."

Wowowow that is wholesome!

Thanks for making islam a bit less bitter in my eyes!

I am sure ratman will be furious!!!!!

I am not sure if its even legal to quote that muslim site, but it was first search result on google.

Why did you reply to this thread if you are not interested?

I dont get it. You think death penalty for apostasy is fine?

Less bitter means better not worse. Now i have a better opinion about islam.

who said i am not?

What do you mean?

From that site:

"The apostate is not to be put to death immediately after he falls into apostasy, especially if his apostasy happens because of some doubt that arose. Rather he should be asked to repent and he should be offered the opportunity to return to Islam and resolve his doubts, if he has any doubts. Then if he persists in his apostasy after that, he is to be put to death.
Ibn Qudamah (may Allah have mercy on him) said in Al-Mughni (9/18):
The apostate should not be put to death until he has been asked to repent three times. This is the view of the majority of scholars, including `Umar, `Ali, `Ata’, An-Nakh`i, Malik, Ath-Thawri, Al-Awza`i, Is-haq and others. Because apostasy comes about because of doubt, and cannot be dispelled in an instant. Time should be allowed for the person to rethink the matter, and the best length of time is three days.End quote.
The authentic Sunnah indicates that it is essential to put the apostate to death.
Al-Bukhari (6922) narrated that Ibn `Abbas (may Allah be pleased with him) said: The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “Whoever changes his religion, put him to death.”"

Since the apostate gets a chance to return

And i though they just stone them

Now they ask him 3 times???

That's progress

"Just stone them"

How gentle do you believe stoning is?

Relaxy!

I am here to learn

So answer it then

Yes. I believed one would get stoned for leaving islam but now i learn that they actually get 3 chances to get back. 

You see! You live and you learn!!!

The intensity of the stoning is not relevant here. 

What matters to me is the increasing tolerance. 

Don't you agree?

@AdaptableRatman

"Belief" in a religion is by definition founded upon a lie.

So the Son might as well perpetuate the lie in order to make life easy.

The Son can still be happy in the knowledge that religion is man made, made up MANGOD nonsense, and that people who enforce religious nonsense with threats of physical violence are just selfish c*nts.

I just heard like a bunch of Christians callling the Muslims fools.

But Then, 

the Muslim made some smart remarks about how they are going to rape there women.

FIGHT  FIGHT  FIGHT.

The winning team will be considered more ummmm,  sensible then the other dim wits.

Anyways guys .

A quick betting market update.

Team Christian/s   ( $ 1 . 65  ) to concur the Muslims 

      V 

 Or Team Muslim/s  (  $ 2  . 45  ) 

I was thinking the Muslims would be fave but ummm yeah.

NO.

It will be good close battle hey. 

So fucking violent and totally fucking gruesome. 

It will be Just loping limbs.

Loping limbs to death. 

Hey i cant help but feel that muslim god and Christian god would be all for a uuumm.

EPIC BLOODY BATTLE. 

HEY HERE THAT. 

The Muslims just said that the Christian are dickheads. 

Do ya hear em ?

Fight  fight  fight. 

Oh and guys. 

I have to remind you lot to um . 

PLEASE GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY.  

 

Have you ever taken a reading comprehension type of test?

Im 40 and currently at grade 5. 

I cant spell pearents.

Parents.

I'm like a T9 dictionary dude. 

Lke that for example. 

I wouldn't of known how to spell dictionary. 

I soooo would of put a ( S ) in it. 

What im trying to say is.

I can't read and i can't write.

But i can drive a tractor alright.  

Cant read cant write .

  But lets try to get the Muslims and Christians to fight.

Rnd 1.

FIGHT.

I IMAGINE. 

My bad grammar is like a treat for you Christians. 

Its  Hard to understand and like,  bad worded sentences. 

Its scripture esk. 

We could talk about bears killing kids 

Well , its Up there baldy isn't it.

Allllllll the way from bethal. 

Said the poppa bear to the little kids. 

Amen.

God bless. 

Soooooooo. 

To accommodate christ folks that might not be able to understandy my posties.

I shall start each post with.

(  insert a name. ) 

(  insert a number then the two dote thing flowed by another number.  ) 

For example. 

My post my start with .

Rachael  28  :  75.

Or 

Or like.

Derrick  52 : 89.

Even

Cecil 42 : bloody 100.

Shit like this .

Thus tis much more ( ledger bull ) 

How do i spell that one ? 

Ledgerbul

Ledgerdeabull.

You know what i fuckinh mean.

Oh sorry guys .

I fogot.

Harold  44  :  62

and wanking they did . 

With great great  joy.

For they are ther wankerers

Wankers

You haven’t gone past grade five.