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@Girraficus
Ducks of a feather flock together.
Are you intellectually honest?
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@Shila
Nah we don’t move much, my dad has to stay and keep working at the hive
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@Girraficus
He has other bees to look after.
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@Shila
It’s a system, but he still supports the family
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@Girraficus
But his family of ducks cannot help him make honey.
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@Shila
Well we can’t fit inside the hive
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@Shila
@Girraficus
Yes, who needs honey when you've got maple syrup.
And bees come in the door and spend all day going up and down the window trying to get out again, until they eventually collapse from exhaustion...How clever is that?
I've never had a duck come in the door and do the same...Though I sometimes have a Chinese one sizzling in plum sauce.
Though for sure the stripy outfits are cool...Bees must be closely related to zebras and tigers...Buzzing is similarly cool...Though flapping their wings 230 times per second is ridiculously energy inefficient.
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@zedvictor4
So I’m not just going to ignore you admitting that you literally ate one of my cousins
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@Girraficus
Peking duck is famously tasty.
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@Shila
You are being insensitive or not
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@Girraficus
The Peking duck is the most famous of duck preparation.
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@Shila
Whereas Peking bee is not so famous.
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@zedvictor4
But honey is popular in China.
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@Shila
Yes, bees popularised honey.
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@zedvictor4
@Shila
I unfortunately can’t make honey, but I can fly
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@Girraficus
Yes the scale of the task is such that the scale of the task would be a tedious personal undertaking.
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@zedvictor4
Bees fly too and make honey.
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@Shila
Yes, that is an established fact.
They produce honey from vegetable matter without the need for an electrical supply.
Humans should pay more attention.
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@zedvictor4
Humans make honey too from bees.
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@Shila
Mmmmm
Mashed bees, doesn't sound sweet to me.
Would probably need a lot of sugar...And sieving to filter out the legs and wings and other bitty stuff.
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@zedvictor4
Humans who make honey from bees are known as bee keepers.
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@Shila
Or Apiculturists.
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@zedvictor4
You don’t see very often Apiculturist turn to duck farming to produce duck bees.
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@Shila
Maybe acupuncturists?
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@zedvictor4
They are rarer in duck farms.
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@Shila
Parapuncturists always on call out, 24/7, on a rotating shift pattern, 4 days on and three days off.
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@zedvictor4
Can ducks call in for help?
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@Shila
For sure, if they have a phone in their handbag.
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@zedvictor4
Can 911 handle duck quacking?
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@Shila
Yes, they have highly trained polyglots.