I'm going to roleplay as Mopac, just because I can. Here goes:
Yes, I have a question! Why are you so superstitious? Of course God exists. God is The Ultimate Reality, and The Ultimate Reality, by definition, exists! You deny that The Ultimate Reality exists? That makes you superstitious and delusional! The Oxford dictionary defines God as The Ultimate Reality, and the Oxford dictionary cannot possibly be wrong! So that means of course God exists, because the existence of The Ultimate Reality is undeniable! The atheistic argument is self defeating, because we live in The Ultimate Reality! It cannot be denied! Take note of my pretentious, yet ironically grammatically incorrect, capitalization of The Ultimate Reality in an attempt to make myself look intelligent because I'm ignorant enough to think that because I'm referring to "God" the words must then be capitalized! Worship my incredible genius!
*goes back to eating crayons*