You're a Catholic , a Mormon or maybe one of them seventh dayers.
'Why' there has to be over 50 different types of these Christians right? ' winks '
I do know why you would love to be just " A Christian " but ummmmmm, Ya ain't. And I don't like it. And i wouldn't think your group likes it.
However. I will except the Original group known as the " Christians " calling themselves just A " Christian" . That's cool.
( so if you " Christians " can work out between you lot who is the first group of " Christians " and what number of Christian you are.)
And i do know everyone LOVESSSS the fact that we have ( 2 billion " Christians " ) and what ( 1.7 or so Muslims ) so we will keep it for this.
You couldn't and wouldn't get away with calling yourself just " A Christian " back in the days.
Imagine telling a group of people that come around ya hut asking you what religion you are that you are " A Christian "
The priests didn't hide in roofs because they were " a Christian "
So For the rest of this week if anyone states that they are a Christian and say nothing else. they are Protestants.
Next week it's the latter-day saints. ( are they Christian? )
Your not just " Christian " FULL STOP.
I don't know where this is going now. I did want to get this of my chest but.
So just ummmm, Think of Someone stating that They are CHRISTIAN.
What's happening ?
Oh and while I'm at it . i don't like the word ( Amen )
You know ?
You're looking for a word that finish of alot of your chants , prayers and whatever eles ,
I THINK THEY* COULD OF WENT WITH A BETTER WORD THEN ( AMEN )
SHAZAMMMM comes to mind.
Or or Boom , kapowwww . Anything but ( AMEN )
Other then this.