Having completed Wylted Report, Wylted is Hereby Appointed Chair of Moderation Impeachment Inquiry

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    In re the Matter of Moderation Impeachment   )
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                                                  ORDER

    WHEREFORE, Wylted having completed and published the official Wylted Report, linked elsewhere, and
    WHEREFORE, the Wylted Report having conclusively proven the absence of collusion and obstruction in relation to the recent DebateArt.Com (DART) Hall of Fame (HOF) elections, and
    WHEREFORE, TheHammer having been exonerated, in whole, of any collusion, and, likewise, of any obstruction, and
    WHEREFORE, the moderation decision to ban TheHammer has proven to be, itself, an act of obstruction into the Wylted Investigation of the moderation decision to ban TheHammer, for reasons unspecified, and
    WHEREFORE, that decision having the material effect of, among other effects, obstructing the Wylted Investigation into the moderation decision to ban TheHammer, and,
    WHEREFORE, the people of the site of DART find it necessary to conduct a public inquiry into these matters specified herein, and others related thereto; 

    THEREFORE, by the power of the High Commissioner of the DDO Elite, a moderation impeachment inquiry shall be formed, and commence from the time of this order's filing; and of said omission, Wylted shall be appointed Chair of the Moderation Impeachment, his powers being limited only by the Covenants of the DDO Elite, as have been appropriately recorded, at an appropriate location, and published to appropriate individuals. 

    SO ORDERED.

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    I vote Nay on the Resolution

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    I agree with the resolution. Yay.
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    Whoops I mean nay. Sorry

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    Agree = Aye

    Disagree = Nay
  • Dr.Franklin
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    very bad no no
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    "Presently the tumult died down. The four pigs waited, trembling, with guilt written on every line of their countenances. Napoleon now called upon them to confess their crimes. They were the same four pigs as had protested when Napoleon abolished the Sunday Meetings. Without any further prompting they confessed that they had been secretly in touch with Snowball ever since his expulsion, that they had collaborated with him in destroying the windmill, and that they had entered into an agreement with him to hand over Animal Farm to Mr. Frederick. They added that Snowball had privately admitted to them that he had been Jones's secret agent for years past. When they had finished their confession, the dogs promptly tore their throats out, and in a terrible voice Napoleon demanded whether any other animal had anything to confess.

    The three hens who had been the ringleaders in the attempted rebellion over the eggs now came forward and stated that Snowball had appeared to them in a dream and incited them to disobey Napoleon's orders. They, too, were slaughtered. Then a goose came forward and confessed to having secreted six ears of corn during the last year's harvest and eaten them in the night. Then a sheep confessed to having urinated in the drinking pool–urged to do this, so she said, by Snowball–and two other sheep confessed to having murdered an old ram, an especially devoted follower of Napoleon, by chasing him round and round a bonfire when he was suffering from a cough. They were all slain on the spot. And so the tale of confessions and executions went on, until there was a pile of corpses lying before Napoleon's feet and the air was heavy with the smell of blood, which had been unknown there since the expulsion of Jones."

    "Animal Farm" 
    -George Orwell