Squids are hands down the best animals

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Dr. Octopus + 2 tentacles + Chameleon + Fish + Ink + Best Animal = Squid

Change my mind...
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Nose size is the only way to determine the best animal. Elephants are superior.
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Nose size? Hmm... I have an opinion:


Elephants drink water from their trunk

Elephants have snot in their trunk

Therefore, elephants drink 50 gallons of snot water per day

Meaning, elephants drink 1 095 000 gallons of snot water in their life


Yeah... nope. Elephants are definitely not the best.
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Squids are not on the top of the food chain.

Therefore, they are not the best. 
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Elephants have snot in their trunk

squids poop in their lungs
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that's a good point...
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And what elephant superhero is there?

Turtles are superior.

You are also not basing this on any facts. The Shell Size Index lists turtles as the superior species.   
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And what elephant superhero is there?

The Shell Size Index lists turtles as the superior species.   
fAkE nEwS.

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Obviously that elephant photo was photo shopped.

Any elephant would get wiped out by the might of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Also, are there more turtles or elephants in the world? Obviously the better evolved species.

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Trent:

Species of elephant: Number of fingers I have
Species of Squid: Number of days in a year

Elephant's eye size: 3.8 cm
Squid's eye size: 8.9 cm


Bmdrocks:

Turtle's speed: 35 km/h
Squid's speed: 40 km/h

Turtle's Limbs: *yawn* 4 *yawn*
Squid's Limbs: TEN!
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Turtle Shells: 1
Squid Shells: 0

All you need to know.
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Birds fly squids flop around jello in the water
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Squids have an exoskeleton.
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Everyone knows that wooden horses are the best animal.
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Squid's don't poop on cars.
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squids poop in their lungs


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Ha ha



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Birds are the best
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Everything I'm about to say is true.


600 million bird each year get killed by... get this:

BUIDLINGS

How stupid can one be to get killed by a stationary object!?


On the other hand, a total of 000.000 squids get killed by buildings each year.
Clearly squids are superior.
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BUIDLINGS
Yeah and that's cause of HUMAN POLLUTION which squids also die from


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Really? Cause this article would disagree...
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ANTS 🐜
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in large part because most species live just 1 or 2 years, dying as soon as they give birth. That allows them to respond rapidly to disturbance.
Squids have year-long life spans with their sole purpose in life being to find a mate. Birds actually help the world by being a vital part of the ecosystem.


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Dude, we step on ants like they're ants. We compare insignificant things to ants. No ants.

And have you seen those jungle ants in Indiana Jones? Those things can eat you alive. 


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guys guys COME ON

Obviously the best animal is the Loch Ness Monster. COME ON MAN