One bright day in the middle of the night
Shakespeare and the Jabberwocky came out to fear
The Jabberwocky snarled in anger charged
The poet stepped back in fear
A sword was thrown to the playwright out of nowhere
Shakespeare said in surprise
"Friend, though I know not who thou art,
I yet tell you this."
"The gift that you give, though generous, 'tis true,
Wouldst be better bestowed on someone who can use
The fruits of your patronage."
The Jabberwocky had then reached the poet.
Now tell me: how weird is this coming from someone not oromagi?