A Bad Dart Christmas Poem by Lunatic

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  • Lunatic
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    Twas the night before christmas on DART,
    The forums were quiet, the users were smart.
    They spent time with their families, the day was perfect
    We were all living lives, except PressF4respect.

    Not a mod was in site, discipline was supbar.
    Decorating a tree, was our humble mod Ragnar.
    Wylted was out partying in some awesome clubs,
    And noobs in overwatch were getting dropped by Supadudz.

    Oromagi rested peacefully on top of DART's Ranking's,
    Old posts took a day off from being bumped by Dr. Franklin.
    SirAnonymous was out caroling to his next door Neighbor,
    And Airmax got his ass kicked by Lunatic at Beat Saber.

    Most Dart members were happy, even RM could not fret,
    Except for the sadness felt from poor thett,
    For Zmikecuber's absence left him feeling empty,
    And the mafia forums dearly missed Frenzy.

    Mike made some features, that were put to good use,
    And Bsh1 and blamonkey's debate was still at a truce.
    Greyparrot played mafia, and went out with a bang!
    As did banned members, such as Ethang.

    Virtuoso wrapped presents, his wallet was empty.
    Airmax was a jew though, so his still had plenty.
    Raisor ran for president on DDO, despite all of it's spam,
    While mafia thrived because of advertising by drafterman.

    A-R-O-S-E got a new I-pad to shove in everyone's face,
    We were all pretty jealous, especially Speedrace.
    Trump got impeached, we got rid of his stench.
    The democrats cheered, none more-so than imabench.

    Irontoaster drank cocoa, being cozy was his goal.
    Scrolling through grindr, was Dart's very own Coal.
    This poem is quite boring, you all get the gist,
    I'm couldn't find something clever for TheRealNihilist.

    There's many more members I prob'ly won't get to
    I am lazy as f***, unlike Ramshutu.
    Twas the night before Christmas, and I bid you goodbye,
    Stuff your face's with yum yums, like ILikePie5.

    Since it's Christmas Eve, let's all get along and not fight.
    Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!


















  • Zaradi
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    You were right. That was bad.

    Merry Christmas.

  • Lunatic
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    At least I warned you. <3
  • Lunatic
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    Your comment sounds like it comes out of the potty,
    Naughty, naughty, mister zaradi.
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    Lol! Merry Christmas!

  • SupaDudz
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    Ho Ho Ho! Fear that 30% Hanzo kill accuracy in OW!

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    <3
    That was fabulous.

  • Lunatic
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    Thankyou haha
  • PressF4Respect
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    We were all living lives, except PressF4respect.
    I feel dead inside. I LOVE IT!!!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS <3

  • Lunatic
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  • drafterman
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    HOF post right here.
  • coal
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    I was indeed scrolling through Grindr... though would have happily settled for sexually harassing Zaradi. 
  • Zaradi
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    How did I only now notice this comment? If this is your attempt to 'sexually harrass' me, I'm kinda disappointed.

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    Idk, maybe you should add me on kik... 

  • Zaradi
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    add me on kik

    Idk what I feel more insulted by, the implications or the fact that you want me to use kik
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    Kik? Thats old as hell
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    So is your mother but you still listen to her.

    ^ Now, that comeback is what I call oldschool.
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    Lol
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    You know as well as I do that if your're going to be sexually harassed, Kik is the place to do it.  Far more user-friendly than SnapChat. 
  • Speedrace
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    LOL amazing
  • Speedrace
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    Virtuoso is Jewish too though
  • Lunatic
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    lol is he? wow didnt know
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    I've actually never been caroling, but it's still a great poem.
  • Zaradi
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    your're going to be sexually harassed, Kik is the place to do it.

    You're not wrong...


    Far more user-friendly than SnapChat.

    You experienced in sexually harassing people on Snapchat too? I thought we had something special.

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    Yep. I am Jewish.