I am an expert on female sexuality. Ask me anything
Female sex expert AMA
I'll start off with a question of enormous importance.
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
I have a massive potbelly, a grossly disheveled and uncleanly appearance, and post incoherent rants about how all women need to be terrorism-bombed on my page on my Tinder account. Why don't extremely attractive women who are already each bombarded with dozens of friendly messages from guys much more attractive than I am want to sleep with me?
When is a female not an expert on female sexuality?
Ask me anything
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
What is the capital of Assyria?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Because you are not I insulting them to their face. If you tell us exactly how much you hate us, it is kinda a turn on
Rid the world of aging by turning transhumanism into a movement as popular as pro life
I usually play with it before I swallow, and I take my time
When she is Caitlyn Jenner
Why do females like having sex? I mean, they're the ones risking pregnancy.
Also, I was wanting to date someone, but their parents won't let me. Should I respect their decision or should I try and date the girl regardless?
If you two are adults it is none of their business. If she is a minor, you should respect their wishes
I don't know that risks play a factor in how your body senses pleasure
Both the girl and I are minors.
Since sex is too dangerous, I don't do it. People should wait until marriage.
Are you a gamer girl?
The only game I play is gold digging.
If the bird of peace is the dove
do you know what the bird of love is?
Just because A girl is a spitter, it doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
women are vastly different from each other, moreso, then men are different from each other imo I don't think it's possible to be an expert in this field.
Do you feel like you are missing a dick or are you okay with having a vagina?
Do you have a thick skin or has, I am assuming this, the harassment too much to handle?
I think women who like being submissive in bed are lazy. What is your response to that?
I think not laying out boundaries before having sex is stupid. What is your response to that?
What do you like about men?
Actually women are more similar to each other than men are to each other, this is true in so many ways. Males have the variance in the species, it's females who balance it out.
How do you qualify as a sex expert? Does having a lot of sex with a lot of people make you an expert, or is being told by the people you have sex with that you are good at it make you the expert?
I have studied being good at sex. Attending and giving blowjob classes for example. Learning and implementing kegel exercises, being able to tie a cherry stem in a knot with just my teeth etc
Does this AMA apply to you specifically, or just your sex expert qualifications?
Like would you answer questions unrelated to the sex expert stuff
I was just talking about sex, like some women don't have orgasms, one or multiple, stuff like that.
Ok then, tell me the single best pick up line you've heard in your life.