Perhaps you could make an attempt at raising the standard of your intellect by making a reply to a topic with intelligent discussion instead of saying "the Ultimate Reality" and/or "truth".
Apart from being outright offensive and preaching, that sort of talk is hardly going to cut the mustard if you ever intend rubbing shoulders with the Chardonnay set, is it?
Lord Bratwurst: Eeew, I say Moped. That is your naaame isn't it, teee, heee heeee. What is your opinion on the proposed float and initial public offering and institutional investments of the Chateau Noir Corporation given the impending trend of the current Bull market?
Moped: Derr, like, err, the ultimate reality is the real truth. Umm like, yeah.
Lord Bratwurst: Eeew well, moving onnnn.......
You see. Most people are just being polite when they are subjected to that sort of crap and you will still be wondering why you missed an invite for the next pheasant shoot gala.
So, aren't you grateful that you have someone here who says it like it is and gives you the opportunity to go down the straight and narrow road of every day, smack in your face reality?
Then you can expand your vocabulary:
Moped: Well, the reality is that the wooded variety has the ultimate aftertaste redolent of smoked walnut and to tell you the truth, I would highly recommend the 98 vintage.
That's how to do it. It's a bit like the old subliminal advertising really. You can push your crappy agenda by disguising it in a load of convincing tripe that just slides easily off the palate.