Look i Know you guys are probably sick of explaining it.
And I'm really sorry i have to ask it.
I will tell you as i understand how god played a part in the making of the bible.
Tell me if i am wrong or right. I think I'm right.
Ok here goes. It's going to be ruff.
Gods looking down and he sees a bloke named Russell.
God goes. ( Russell , Hey Russell. )
Russells like wow , a big face in the sky. He says ( Yes )
God goes. ( Russell . Write this down for me. )
Russ goes. ( sorry but i can't write. ) 10 sec silence ( are you there.) Gods gone.
God sees Matthew.
God goes , ( Matthew. Hey Mathew . )
Matthew sees a face in the sky and he goes ( umm yes )
God goes ( Matthew, write this down for me )
Matthew goes ( sorry i cant write ) ' this matthew wasn't the samd Mathew of the bible.
God sees , Luke .
God goes ( Luke , Hey Luke. )
Lukes like , wow cool. ( yes )
God goes , ( Luke . Write this down for me. )
Lukes hasn't anything on him to write with.
You can see where this is going right ?
Well He starts finding people to write stuff down for him, and he tells them that in 200 maybe 500 years time you are to hand these writings into (____Mr BLANK___ )
(____ Mr BLANK____ ) then makes a book from all the writings.
And there you have it. The holy bible.
It's somthing like this right?
The bible was made like that hey?