Allah, Buddha, Elohim, and Jesus were a foursome the other day on the back nine. Buddha mentioned, "The American legislature is up in arms, again, over us."
"Us?" Jesus replied?
"Well, you and Allah, anyway, and pounding Elohim while they’re at it."
"All I've ever said was 'all we need is love,'" Jesus said. "Even John Lennon picked that up."
"Ya," replied Elohim, ", but I’ve heard every war oath for blood in the name of every one of us, as if we’re the cause of man's misery. But you, Buddha, seem immune to it. How do you do it?"
Allah interrupted: "I'd declare a fatwa and wish a thousand fleas on each of their eyes."
"I tried an eye for an eye. Didn't do so well," Elohim interjected.
Buddha replied, "I think it works this way; I asked a hot dog vendor the other day to make me one with everything. He thought I meant the whole world, and what do you know, he made it happen. I just wanted a dog with deli mustard and diced onions."