I want a Cockatoo
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3rd linkBird at 1:26 is a racist, he says some bad stuff, just as a disclaimer
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[36 filthy jokes deleted]
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--> @oromagiLol
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id prefer a pussy over a cockatoo. a pussy would always win in a battle with a cockatoo.
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--> @n8nrgmiI hate cats. Cats are some of the laziest animals. I'd love a dog or an African Grey. Those are cool animals.I also want a monkey as well
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--> @SupaDudzi want goats cuz they cute asfplus they mow lawns
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Cockatiels are more understanding of humans, whereas cockatoos are more energetic and 'funny' where cockatiels are 'impressive' with their human-level communicative skills.
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--> @SupaDudzwho said anything about cats?lolcat
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I had a roommate who had one, The loudest most god awful pet imaginable.
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--> @n8nrgmiSome pussies love a cockortwo.
29 days later
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--> @zedvictor4Zing!
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I hate pets. Humans are better than other animals.Now I know what you are thinking. Put the gun away. Unless you can teach your bird to understand Pythagorean triples, humans remain superior. Animals are not to e raised by humans but are meant to raised in the wilds. Inflicting human-like manners to animals will make them unfit for survival.
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--> @Intelligence_06Therefore monkeys should be arrested.
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--> @BearManArrested? No. Not arrested. Put them back into nature where they belong. Arresting them will make the situation worse.