Nancy Pelosi picture captions

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    You know this game: You have a collection of photographs to which you apply whimsical captions. I did this a few years ago with a collection of Nancy Pelosi photos I gleaned from internet images. You'll have to imagine the photos; I know I can give your reference links, but, honestly, it's too labor-intensive for my likes. Use your bloody imagination for once!

    Nevertheless, here are the applied captions. Have fun. Contribute more if you're inclined:

    “Never forget the immortal words of Mark Twain: ‘It is better to keep your mouth open to be a fool than to close it to hide what’s in it.’” [Mouth wide open]

    “Live long and prosper … and frequent the bathroom of your choice." [fingers of both hands raised and slightly split in the middle - you know how]

    “See, according to the palm lines, my head and heart are completely at odds and never correlate; kind of like having to pass the bill to see what’s in it.” [holding one hand up wide open]

    “I heard it’s like a bull’s butt at fly time. How’m I doin?” [Mouth open even wider]

    “But for this clown behind me, I’d look like her.” [She is pictured with her husband, and a model is also just over her shoulder]

    “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.” [Eyes closed and pinched, mouth in a wide-open, toothy grin]
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    Hurricane Dorian just hit Alabama. Trump was right all along.
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    --> @fauxlaw
    Montgomery (36104), Birmingham, (35218), (35204) and Fairfield (35064).

    All are cities run exclusively by Democrats.

    All in absolute shithole conditions.

    There is no state safe from Marxist incompetence.
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    --> @Death23 @Greyparrot
    Relevance to the subject at hand?
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    What about that one time you changed the subject?
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    Now you got it
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    There is no safe-space from Marxist incompetence.