As many of the membership know, my Greyhound Bus Depot Ministries, my Nevada State Brothel Ministries, and my ever so popular, Nudest Camp Ministries, weather permitting, keep me very busy in enacting the TRUE words of Jesus to the many lost souls of our population.
Since I am the ONLY True Christian within this prestigious forum, where I follow ALL of the Bible, then I took the word of Jesus to be fruitful and multiplied little Christian soldiers for the cause of the faith. In doing this godly act, I have had 9 wives that I can remember at this time, and 32 offspring from said wives, where their life ambition was to be able to sit up. :(
Therefore, in having so many offspring for the cause of the faith to overtake the world, I was elated with the morality of Christianity where Jesus stated that I could follow the biblical axioms stated herewith, praise Jesus' words in our JUDEO-Christian Bible!
1. Jesus’ words vouchsafes the beating of children to keep them in line to the word of Jesus as follows:
"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou BEATEST him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt BEAT HIM with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." (Proverbs.23:13-14)
"Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him." (Proverbs.22:15)
"He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." (Proverbs.13:24)
2. Beyond the beating of children being biblically correct, again, I was excited in knowing that I could sell my daughters if my current wife and I had money problems, praise Jesus!
“When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do.” (Exodus 21:7)
Furthermore, with the money problem issue, and if needed, Jesus’ words state that if it was okay for Him as Yahweh God incarnate to make His creation literally eat their sons and daughters, then my wife and I could eat our children as sustenance until the finances were corrected, praise Jesus!
“And I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and their daughters, and everyone shall eat the flesh of his neighbor in the siege and in the distress, with which their enemies and those who seek their life afflict them.’ (Jeremiah 19:9)
3. Concerning the biblical axiom that I could murder my offspring if they cursed me or my many wives, I didn’t follow this biblical fact even though Jesus’ words said that I could, and that Jesus agrees with in principle.
"'Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. "Leviticus 20:9
JESUS REPLIED: “And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition? For God said, ‘Honor your father and mother’ and ‘Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. (Matthew 15: 3-4)
As the pseudo-christian, and myself as a TRUE Christian understands, even if I did murder my children in this respect, I am ALWAYS forgiven for any sins that may occur in my lifetime, essentially saying that there is no incentive not to sin, praise!
“If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. If we say we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.” (1 John 1:9)
4. In trying to teach our children that they should hate my wife and I to become a follower of Jesus the Christ, was the most hard proposition to teach. This is because the kids thought that if they hated their parents, Christmas time and birthdays would be vacant of presents to them! We told them, no silly kids, this would not happen because it is more important to follow ALL of Jesus’ teachings, praise!
JESUS STATED: “If anyone comes to me and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple.” (Luke 14:26)
In closing, is there any other faith that allows the Christian so many posibilties in reprimanding, and the usefullness of their children in so many ways? I don't think so, and this is just another reason to be a TRUE Christian, praise Jesus!
PRAISE THE TRUE MORALITY OF CHRISTIANITY TOWARDS THE PARENTS CHILDREN!